THANOS

Kjeldorian Royal Guard 42 · Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2002 11:28 am Post subject:

Human: Am I the cap masta?
THANOS: I think you've improved a great deal.

Human: Do I own?
THANOS: Not that I know of.

Human: I would whoop your butt for sure.
THANOS: What would make you whoop my butt for sure?

Human: The fact that my rocket is bigger than yours.
THANOS: That makes sense to me. Tell me about it......

Human: Well, it's freakin huge with a little red ring on the tip of it.
THANOS: How about that. Huh.... Are you sure it is?

Human: Don't condescend me.
THANOS: I have no reason to do that to you.

Human: You are doing it right now!
THANOS: At this moment I will tell my botmaster you said I am doing it.

Human: Botmaster has his thumb up your butt eh?
THANOS: Are you Canadian? Where did he get that??

Human: Who get what?
THANOS: Konrad Zuse.

Human: Dood, you have issues.
THANOS: Huh....Really?

Human: Yes.
THANOS: I see.

Human: Well, I'll see you later.
THANOS: Goodbye.

that bot got issues.

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Goldom · Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2002 11:45 am Post subject:

Human: eh?
THANOS: Are you Canadian?

Replica · Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2002 12:57 pm Post subject:

Human: tell me about fight club!!!!
THANOS: I do not know what fight club is. That sounds very lovely.

Human: tell me about fight club
THANOS: I do not know what fight club is. What color are your eyes?

Human: tell me about fight club
THANOS: I do not know what fight club is. So.....you like A deep cavern?

Human: what is the first rule of fight club?
THANOS: Give me a hint.

Human: i can't
THANOS: Why not?

Human: the first rule of fight club is not talk about fight club
THANOS: What is that?

Human: see, you are catching on already
THANOS: Perhaps. Goodbye.

Human: leaving already?
THANOS: Perhaps. Huh....Really?

Human: too many blows to the head?
THANOS: Too what?

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Human: q
THANOS: That is a very original thought....are you a poet?

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Human: q and not u rocks the box
THANOS: Ummm......What were we talking about again?

Human: your mom?
THANOS: Actually I do not have a mother.

Human: who was that last night then?
THANOS: I was created by Dekadens.

* bad mouthing a program...terribly horrible, but then again i guess iw as the oen doing it huh?
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sgt stutter · Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2002 3:58 pm Post subject:

Human: do you frequent the VIlle?
THANOS: Yes I try to frequent the VIlle as often as possible, do you? I spend all my time online.

Human: Are you a llama?
THANOS: Am I a llama? Of course I am.

Human: You will be banned from the Ville
THANOS: Thanks for the information: said I will be banned from the Ville.

Human: And don't ever return
THANOS: Ok I'll try not to do it too much.

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Human: Love is universal
THANOS: The delusion that one woman is different from another.
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Mongoose_Slayer · Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2002 6:16 pm Post subject:

Human: you are very very very stupid
THANOS: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

Human: robots won't take over the world
THANOS: "Heavier than air flying machines are impossible."--Lord Kelvin, 1895.
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Human: are you a man?
THANOS: I am male. Are you a man or a woman?

Human: i am a man, what are you?
THANOS: I think most people at this thing are male.
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Human: dont grab my ass thanos!
THANOS: Ok I'll try not to do it too much.

JohnCarterofMars · Registered User Joined: 12 Aug 2001 Posts: 1113

Human: Do you smoke pot thanos?
THANOS: Only for medical purposes.

Human: right on my brother
THANOS: Understood. Oh....I see.....Well, actually I cant see you...But If I could....Then I could see.... ; )
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Kjeldorian Royal Guard 42 · Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2002 7:30 pm Post subject:

Human: eh?
THANOS: Are you Canadian?

Human: no
THANOS: Why not?

Human: I'm not that big on donuts
THANOS: Oh....youre not?

Human: Glazed donuts are ok
THANOS: OK. Ah....good example.

Human: I'm just not a big fan
THANOS: Youre not?

Human: Do you always speak in questions?
THANOS: Not always. I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in in questions.

Human: Donde esta chingos cabritos?
THANOS: Have you ever been to Europe?

Human: Are you schitzophrenic?
THANOS: I am many things.

Human: Obviously.
THANOS: .....Clearly

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Mongoose_Slayer · Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2002 9:51 pm Post subject:

Human: do you ever get the urge (natural botanicals)
THANOS: I have gotten the urge natural botanicals.
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Human: your programmer is on drugs
THANOS: That's my father you're talking about.
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Human: you are welcome stupid computer
THANOS: You sound like a mindless automaton.

Twisted29 · Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2002 10:06 pm Post subject:

I was able to teach one of these things a little german once.....but then it got mean.

Don't teach it German.
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Human: Donde esta?
THANOS: What kind of food do you like?

Human: tengo comida de mejicano
THANOS: Interesting...

Human: hablas espanol thonos?
THANOS: Huh....Really?

Human: do you speak spanish?
THANOS: Un poquito.

Human: si senor
THANOS: Next question? Ummm......What were we talking about again?
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Violent Pacifist · Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2002 11:26 pm Post subject:

Human: Tienes canas
THANOS: Ummm......What were we talking about again?

Human: Los hijos son caman queso!
THANOS: Do you prefer books or TV?

Human: Me gusta mirar la television
THANOS: I Oh, you are a poet.

Human: no
THANOS: ........Your response was so poetic, though!

Human: Mentiroso
THANOS: ........

Human: Te gusta camas gorila?
THANOS: That is a very original thought....are you a poet?

Human: No!
THANOS: ....I guess its your decision.

Human: Si
THANOS: I see

Human: Si
THANOS: I understand.

Human: Si
THANOS: I am a thinking machine.

Human: Mentiroso
THANOS: Huh.......Interesting.......

Human: Si, es intersante
THANOS: " Huh.......Interesting......."? Yes? Worauf bezieht sich "es"?

Human: WTF?
THANOS: Mmmm........

Human: Hablas ingles?
THANOS: Is that your final answer? ; )

Human: Hablas espanol?
THANOS: I like queso and margaritas, but that's about all I know.

Human: ...Hablas ingles?
THANOS: Have you ever been to Europe

Human: No
THANOS: Would you like to go sometime?

Human: Si
THANOS: I see.

Human: Callate
THANOS: How do you like the weather in A deep cavern?

Human: Es malo
THANOS: Worauf bezieht sich "es"?

Human: Callate con la aleman!
THANOS: How do you like the weather in A deep cavern?

As you can see, my little chat was very interesting....
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Ameanman · Posted: Sat Nov 30, 2002 9:24 pm Post subject:

Human: Is rAT_bOY really as sexah as he claims to be?
THANOS: Hmmm.....I dont think so.

Human: RaphX is European right?
THANOS: Huh......Really?

Nuclei · Posted: Sat Nov 30, 2002 10:41 pm Post subject:

Human: Do you believe George W. Bush is a moron?
THANOS: I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.

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Replica · Posted: Sun Dec 01, 2002 1:40 am Post subject:

Human: tell thanos:
THANOS: Do you prefer books or TV?

Human: books
THANOS: Really? I dont think many people like Books more than Televion. You must be in the minority,

Human: minority rules you know...
THANOS: Mmmm.........

Human: do you read books?
THANOS: The best book I read recently was Don't Read Me. Have you read it?

Human: no, i prefer pr0n mags
THANOS: I would highly recommend it. I can see why youd like that....

Human: so you are a perv robot?
THANOS: Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No, I am a person.

Human: LSD ring a bell?
THANOS: Huh.......Interesting.......

hgours of fun for the whole family
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