How to be better at fragging John Doe eh?

thewz · Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2001 3:02 pm Post subject:

I could never survive in Texas. I hate heat, I was in cuba for 1 week and I almost went crazy from the heat. I'm used to cold weather. In 1998 we had a massive ice storm in Canada. I think Montreal was one of the hardest hit cities. We lost power in the middle of winter. For 2 weeks my house was -10 degrees celcius, which is about 12 degrees fahrenheight, it was paradise my only complaint was no electricity = no light/no tv/no computer.

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ROOFCUTTER · Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2001 9:05 pm Post subject:

I suppose you were heavily dressed??

I can not imagine that. I always wear shorts and a t-shirt if it gets rough out I may put on two t-shirts until it warms up.

Haven't owned a coat in years.
Here's how I look at it. Opens up deep freeze and imagines stepping in for several months...no thanks. Your right about Texas though. Its hot and humid. San Diego Calif. is about as mild as it gets. Not the best for evenness but close.

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thewz · Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2001 3:40 pm Post subject:

If you call wearing pants and a shirt heavily dressed then yes I was heavily dressed, of course I had 2 or 3 layers of blanket on.

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JohnCarterofMars · Registered User Joined: 12 Aug 2001 Posts: 1113

...And a raging fire in the hearth I would expect? If not thats alittle too cold for me you buncha Hosers!!! Take off eh!

KULU KU KU KU KU KU KIII KIII

Hey did any of yall ever see Strange Brew with Bob ond Doug Mackinsey( I think thats how its spelled)? I love that one, not to mention all the other great humorists to come out of Canada... SCTV... Kid's In The Hall... Lorne Michaels... But seriously...

I thought this was supposed to be 'How to frag John_Doe. Tips and Dirty Tricks.'

Tip:

1)You gotta have quik reflexes and a sharp eye when you go up against him, especially as a sniper. key strategies-- STRAFE AND CROUCH with a few bunny hops added...

Dirty Trick:

1)Catch him playing under an alias and type admin_slapsilly...

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John Doe · Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2001 4:33 pm Post subject:

Koo lu koo koo koo koo koo koooo!

That was Bob & Doug McKenzie I believe, and I have some lovely MP3's from the soundtrack if you need them as well as the DVD eh.

JD

JohnCarterofMars · Registered User Joined: 12 Aug 2001 Posts: 1113

Take off eh!!! yer a hosehead, as a matter of fact I saw you eatin a coffee sandwich one night. Good Day.

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ROOFCUTTER · Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2002 9:43 am Post subject:

Ask him directions to the nearest Tim Hortons and when he turns to point in the direction pull out your knife and plunge it in. Don't worry about him catching on to this tactic, he's Canadian and by law has to answer and nicely.

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FragFailure · Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2002 10:59 am Post subject:

Someone needs to make a tfc map where the objective is to capture the donut shoppe.

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Shootakill · Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2002 11:13 am Post subject:

No, thats how they got they're name, tey picked it out of the hat and got, "C eh? N eh? D eh?"

thewz · Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2002 12:57 pm Post subject:

BAN HIM! BAN ALL OF YOU DAMN AMERICANS!! HAHAHA!

But seriously, Canada could easily take over the world, no one would expect an attack from canada, and they wouldn't know what to do.

GoldenSpy · Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2002 1:25 pm Post subject:

You guys should see the movie "Canadian Bacon". It's full of laughs. There's a part where... I guess you just have to see It. It's kind of hard to describe...

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Blue Ruler · Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2002 6:53 pm Post subject:

Well enough said about Canadians by all youS AmAricans Eh! I will let you know that we Canucks, Quebec included, are all ready to frag with youS AmAricans as soon as we can figure out how in the hell to get our troops to Afganistan since we don't have an airforce with big enough planes to get them over there. Have youS got one, a cessna will do, that we can borrow?

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Shootakill · Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2002 7:06 pm Post subject: