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Stevo · Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 6:47 pm Post subject:

Good luck with that, DK.

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sgt stutter · Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 8:56 pm Post subject:

Speaker's Xeno · Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 9:25 pm Post subject:

good luck dakon

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Canadian Rifle · Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 5:27 pm Post subject:

u cant do it!!! u can do it all night long!!.... well not the last part but u cant do it lol

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Mike · Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 8:48 pm Post subject:

no patch or gum? You can do it DK.
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Kahlan Amnell · Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 5:06 pm Post subject:

tee hee hee

Remarkable Obituary

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Mr. Common Sense. Mr Sense had been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such value lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm and that life isn't always fair. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not kids, are in charge).

His health began to rapidly deteriorate when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. - Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Mr. Sense declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer aspirin to a student; but, could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Finally, Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense finally gave up the ghost after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot, she spilled a bit in her lap, and was awarded a huge financial settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust, his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by two stepbrothers; My Rights and Ima Whiner.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.
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FragFailure · Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 6:13 pm Post subject:

DK, don't be grumpy hehe.
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Canadian Rifle · Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 7:43 pm Post subject:

guys dont take viagra and x-lax at the same time not a good choice!

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