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PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 11:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

When I think of Amsterdam, I think of Eurotrip... In particular:

Guy at hostel: Hello, and welcome to Amsterdam's finest and most luxurious youth hostel. We feature one medium sized room containing 70 beds which can sleep up to 375 bodies a night. There is no bathroom. Nor is there one nearby. If you do not wish to have your valuables stolen I suggest destroying them or discarding them right now. You can also try hiding your valuables. In your anus. This will deter some but of course not all thieves. Once you are inside, the doors are chained and locked from the outside. They will not be opened again until morning, no matter what. Should a fire occur due to our faulty wiring or, uh, the fireworks factory upstairs you will be incinerated along with the valuables that you have hidden in your anus. Tips are greatly appreciated.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 11:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kahlan Amnell wrote:
When I think of Amsterdam, I think of Eurotrip... In particular:

Guy at hostel: Hello, and welcome to Amsterdam's finest and most luxurious youth hostel. We feature one medium sized room containing 70 beds which can sleep up to 375 bodies a night. There is no bathroom. Nor is there one nearby. If you do not wish to have your valuables stolen I suggest destroying them or discarding them right now. You can also try hiding your valuables. In your anus. This will deter some but of course not all thieves. Once you are inside, the doors are chained and locked from the outside. They will not be opened again until morning, no matter what. Should a fire occur due to our faulty wiring or, uh, the fireworks factory upstairs you will be incinerated along with the valuables that you have hidden in your anus. Tips are greatly appreciated.


Well, then I recommend only sticking to the hostels in the Guidebooks. I have had some not so good hostels but no where near that bad.

I had alot of fun at a munich hostel teaching german kids how to properly drink jack daniels. For some reason they were mixing it, poor kids.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 7:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I like it better when they meet up AFTER the night in Amsterdam and they're all looking at each other saying "I don't want to talk about it"

because yeah...that's about how it goes.
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