Guard Llamas?!?!?!?

FingerDemon · Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2002 8:36 pm Post subject:

Apparently, I have opened a door to two competing worlds of llama perception. Shaft, that's wild. I knew they were pretty big, but with no sharp teeth, horns or arms or anything I couldn't imagine them killing a coyote. But what you said makes sense. Flip them then stomp them. That's how a lot of battle bots work on TV. Someone else mentioned a wolf and even though I've never seen any coyotes or wolves here in Virginia, I'm pretty certain that coyotes can be pretty scrawny. Basically like medium sized dogs, only wild. Big enough to kill a sheep though. Sheep are dumber than dirt.

Roof, I am speechless about your llama comments. I can't really tell if you are putting us on or not. I love dogs and certain particular cats, so I could imagine being charmed by an animal. But your description makes llamas sound way nicer than I thought. I figured they were like camels or mules, both of which have pretty cranky dispositions. But hey, I've never seen a llama outside of a TFC or CS server, so what do I know.

I'll tell you one thing though, I am not going to go to the Animal Shelter any time soon and pick up a stray llama to bring home.

FingerDemon

ROOFCUTTER · Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2002 8:40 pm Post subject:

Haha Species, no I'm not a closet llama breeder...hehe.
Just a efficent Googler.

Welcome back it seems like ages since we have heard from you.

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BigCaulk69 · Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2002 9:17 pm Post subject:

HAHAHAHA!!! I love it!! KILLER LLAMAS! I loved seeing the llamas when I would goto the livestock show and rodeo in houston. They are great animals. Now that I know they kill things I need one as a pet. It will protect my house from any intruders by flipping them over and trampling them! I wonder if I can train my llama to use an autocannon too...that would be one mean SOB!

Turbo! · Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2002 10:52 pm Post subject:

LOL. I have 4 Llamas, and they dont do anything except eat, poo, and spit at me. My fav activity for them is to throw stuff at them. Unless u go hiking and stuff or have sheep or goats, they are pretty usless creatures.

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Sully · Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2002 11:02 pm Post subject:

This has got to be the funniest topic I've ever seen. I've got visions of llamas, heads one inch from the ground, running behind burglars and flipping them. Also, the Robo-Llama battlebot concept is just to alarming.

Roof, seek help.

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