"Player" Unmasked!! here

YourPowersAreWeakOldMan · Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2001 11:34 pm Post subject:

I have the Identity of the Masked "Player tonight in the games. I figured It must be one of the Admins since the name Player is offlimits on the server to anyone else...Then I was browsing the TVB clan stats and noticed someone missing from the roster since their name was changed. I had a good Idea then who it was, I was 90% sure. I did a search on the name I thought it was and BAM I was right....Player was none other thaaaan.....*unmaskes him scooby do style* Old Man JohnDoe!

JD: "And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling HW's!" *shaking fist*

Rata-tat-tat · Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2001 11:40 pm Post subject:

Man now i know who i was layen the smack down on hehe thought it was some new guy that had skillz have some scooby snacks

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John Doe · Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2001 8:24 am Post subject:

I'm Busted!

ROOFCUTTER · Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2001 9:21 am Post subject:

Shame on you JD suckering us in. We thinking ahhh an easy kill. Approaching with crowbar in hand anticipating the easy meat when suddenly wham were dead. Then the indignation of being whacked by "PLAYER" flashes on the screen. Oh the humility, whats next Noob as a name to really make us feel baaaaaaddd. HAHA

John Doe · Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2001 11:32 am Post subject:

Ya, thats it Noob!! I think I will take that.

Actually I am starting a possible money making business here on the side.

Its called rent a sniper.

Anyone who sucks as a sniper or any other class can contract me for a reasonable fee and I will play under your name to try to move you up in the standings as far as possible.

So next time your getting owned by {TVB}Roofcutter your going to have to ask yourself "Hey, when did he get so good?" and then you will ask yourself "Is it Roofcutter or someone who has his name?"

Of course you will need to provide me with your Halflife Key so that I end up with the same WON id as you and the stats are recorded correctly. Now, just remember if you refuse to pay my fees I will use your key to get you banned from as many servers as possible. Being an admin I have learnt a few things about how to be a llama, but of course the how to be a better llama post has also helped me to hone these skills.

As a matter of fact I think I can call my self the only L33t Llama out there.

OK, thats all I was to have left on a trip 2 hours ago, I had best be going.

JD

Rata-tat-tat · Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2001 12:36 pm Post subject:

Naa i dont need any step in since ya know i did kill this mysterious "player" 21 times HEHE

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thewz · Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2001 2:07 pm Post subject:

*GASP* JD how dare you call yourself the ONLY l33t llama out there! I am the master at llamaism! I am the God at llamaism! No one is better than me! NO ONE!!!!!

Hey I have a good idea for a contest, we can have a "who is the best llama?" contest!

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FragFailure · Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2001 2:21 pm Post subject:

bleeeet!

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Rata-tat-tat · Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2001 2:42 pm Post subject:

i got a funny question he...he whats a llama other then the furry four leggers

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ROOFCUTTER · Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2001 3:18 pm Post subject:

Just for all the rest of you who don't know what L33T is JD or the_Avenger will now explain it to you. I of course know but I don't want to show anyone up so I'll let them tell it.

thewz · Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2001 3:45 pm Post subject:

to tell you the truth, i dont really know wut l33t means. All i know is that it means that your really good or somethin like that.
For those of you that don't know wut a llama is, its someone who is an asshole and annoys the hell out of his teammates/enemies by holding the flag, cheating or doing other stuff like that. (performing my patented pineapple ass-rapage shot ride is my favorite way to piss ppl off)

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FingerDemon · Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2001 4:35 pm Post subject:

JD, when you get back from your trip I am definitely interested in that rent-a-rank concept. I'm interested to know your rates, but I don't want to go so far as POTW and be labelled as an MDemsy type stat cheater.

Hmmmmm... it makes you think.... [voice over of inner dialog while showing FingerDemon looking pensive]

"This could be my chance for some skill oriented respect around here. As opposed to the all the same old, same old, respect I get from the ladies for my amazing sexual prowess. Ho hum."

[end voice over]

Yeah, JD email me when you get back in town.

FingerDemon

YourPowersAreWeakOldMan · Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2001 9:47 pm Post subject:

Oh I could show you some Oorgling the likes never seen before by the eyes of mortal men! The heavens tremble at the sight and avert theirs eyes from the horrible powers.

"Now I am become Llamasaurus, destroyer of worlds..."

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ROOFCUTTER · Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2001 9:55 pm Post subject:

YPAWOM, I'm roflmao!
Thank god the adminsaurus is not extint.

You know when you think of it, it's pretty scarry a Llamasaurus with an AC.

YourPowersAreWeakOldMan · Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2001 12:06 am Post subject:

Yeah Think of the size of that thing, for a Llamasaurus, tropping along Roargling 50 feet tall with a 20 foot long AC that shot 50mm spawnpoint-seeking shells

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