[Turbo!]

a 'ville thong
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*Props to Mad-Hammer on the Sig*

R.I.P. Blue: Gone But Never Forgotten

[JuVaNiLe]

that was used

[GellyRoll]

for milloins of
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[JuVaNiLe]

centries by bison

[GellyRoll]

that he wore
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[JuVaNiLe]

on his earlob

[Typh00n]

because he had

[sharkbyte]

to keep Rob
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[GellyRoll]

from looking were
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[sharkbyte]

the other thongs
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[DJ George]

were hidden from
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http://www.barbertonrhps.com - The offical Website for Barberton's West Theater Rocky Horror Picture Show in Ohio
http://russellsoundlab.com - Disk Jockeys

[GellyRoll]

so rob just
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[Typh00n]

took an enema

[Usually Dead]

and he died.


The end!


Looks like this thread has finally kicked the bucket. But I'm awful proud of myself, starting a post with 53 pages and 792 replies! I deeply thank everyone who participated. I don't have the time (as I thought I would) to complie this entire thread into one big story. I leave the job open to anyone who wants to do it.

Not that anyone HAS to. I'd be just as contended to let this thread go to sleep and never awaken. We've all worn the three-word story pretty thin.

Once again, thank you all who participated!!


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[sharkbyte]

The final story...and then the thread can be locked.

There was a llama munching on the grass in Dahak's backyard. Then Dahak came out (of his house), and took (a) snake out to the backyard, and took a swig of Jim Beam. He then ran to Mexico for some good old Spanish Valium, and dust. However, he realized that he (only) had 53 Billion dollars, and 1 cent left. So he bought many different types of narcotics that made him go very crazy with instances of frequent, burning urination; sexing his llama; and vomiting.

But after all this time he spent sleeping on a roof of a hen house, John_Doe liked, and would (often), go get pieces of little purple and pink money, from the bank, that he stole (and laid) on his own desk because he liked to feel like he was in control. Then Rob decided to take his (JD's) money and use it to get a Ville thong, and wear it. But it was too small, (however) since Golem was not wering one he figured Golem might want to watch some TV. He turned on the naughty channel then phoned his mother for advice about how to steam broil a man from Austin, Texas.

The station that kidnapped his doggy is now asking for ransom money, for his new lover, but Dahak didn't like it so he called Frag and asked if they could (go) find the DRAMALLAMA.

She (Rob's wife) said, "What the hell are we going to do with that poo-stained Ville thong? Maybe we should buy a few more man thongs." So he (Rob) went to Mulisha, because he always had extra non poo-stained, pink and rosy, fresh Ville thongs, (with flower petals that) were in the crotch area.

Meanwhile, BRN was thinking about what time he was going to go to the strip (tease) performed by Shockwave(™), who was going to give a free lap dance. So BRN was going to invite all his Ville, skin-eating baboons, but Shockwave(™) didn't approve, because he was sexually attracted only to BRN. He wanted to make BRN dinner at McDonalds, however, it was closed. He's (Shockwave™) a narcoleptic, (but) only on Mondays. So they decided to leave Shockwave™('s) and get a free taco from Burrito Sanchez's Tacos, located in Belgium. (There) they met a one-legged horse named Bobins, that liked cobras. This special horse talked and drank root beer until he barfed, and had a cute little sniper that ate everyone that loved him. He ate Robert (the Bruce), (and) then died a horrible death.
"Oh my!" screamed (the) small kittens sitting on top of Thewz's bullet-ridden frozen Pee Mobile. Coincidentally, Thewz himself just could not stand being alone with a fat houndeye, ready to beat MPI with a wooden crutch, right in his right eye. The houndeye jumped, but missed MPI. Instead, a patent lawyer named Robert E. Lee was dancing to the old song Locomotion, with his thong(s) safely stored in a pink tote bag named Betsy. Rob danced the Locomotion in the Ready Room, but his wife wouldn't dance with him. She wanted to dance with Juvanile and BlueRuler, but they are break-dancing idiots that don't know the headspin. So she moved on to Gurrg, but Gurrg did not satisfy (her). He (Rob) wanted (to dance with) GellyRoll. After finishing dancing they went to the nation monument of Robert E. Lee, in Buttzville, PA. (The statue read:) "After Gulf War 4 he became a hermaphrodite. Rob then made a kid relinquish his candy bar because of the Chernobyl reactor accident. Then they died a horrible death."
At the funeral, Bozo the Clown took Rob's corpse and danced around with the pet Tamagochi. But the Tamagochi called in the Marines who resuscitated Rob by injecting silicone into his manly best friend of the entire 'Ville. The 'Ville became very excited and spammed until Rob locked the Spamal Ramblings.
Then the KILAAK’s returned and they attacked Kasons Sgs and tried to take Sharkbyte’s sniper rifle, but Sharkbyte headshot the silly KILAAKS. The KILAAKS retaliated and tried to touch Turbo! with their unmentionable parts. The KILAAKS then devoured Bison poop without discernable reason but got sick with KILAAK SARS killing them all.

Sharkbyte felt so dire, so he jumped off the bridge in 2fort right onto the foot of Paddyjack. Paddyjack ripped his short off, exposing hairy man boobs. They were so jiggly and bouncy with a tattoo of Sully’s goat humping FragFailure’s leg. FragFailure did not dislike it. He was actually quite horny, and tried enacting the tattoo, but then he was distracted by an ugly duckling that is called Greenbo. He enjoyed playing TFC and getting the sex from the hard drive of the womanly hoaxie, the mother who loved salty pretzels and Vanilla Coke. The Vanilla Coke was poisoned with the plant hemlock and almost killed hoaxie. She never will post in here. But BRN will admin_slap powerdermilkman for touching llamas while dreaming of dirty Ville thongs which is great and important use of his feet.while ankle-deep in green glowing snarks.

Meanwhile, in Iraq, Chen’s unquestioned ownage of a certain Spanish Warpig made the Information Minister cringe in fear of those snarks.

On Jupiter, JCOM reported rumors of the Great KILAAK reincarnated as a chicken with lips smokin’ a cigarette. This special chicken LUVD BISON JOOS so much that he ate them. But when he did he got bloated, and decided to blow out by using Mylanta by the gallon but it was not enough, so he used Ex-Lax but got very pretty, happy and drunk off his own feces. Not just any feces, but his special batch, grown with love in Quebec, Canada down in the ghetto.

These homegrown feces were the talk of Ames, Iowa. All the people rose in protest because they wanted eat them, themselves even though they lacked natural teeth because the government cut the taxes on denture factories which, as we was justified while scooping out their share of illegal books about Roman Polanksy. But they hate famous people so they decided on mass excommunications for every Villun with more than 2 legs. This meant the llamas would be executed on alternate Tuesdays. This mass genocide will require that all Ville snipers shoot each other in the elbow barring headshots. Snipers who do not will be flogged and/or gassed after each round BISON DUNG WILL be applied liberally to their eyes while the Admins whistle Dixie to screams of the first born sons that were beheaded by the Pagans.

These special Pagans were invisible and had horns growing from their rectum, quite painfully. They never sat down for fear of anal rupture, so they kneeled coincidentally and loved chicken, but couldn't contemplate eating those chickens so killed bison in Masonic temples during an eclipse. But were slayed when God himself did the Locomotion and fell from the Brooklyn Bridge.

God really didn't care that much about the bison because he was far too busy making Sierra work with the llamas. All because Villuns refused to support Sully's goat act without an amendment that Sully doesn't sex the goat, or get horny, at thoughts of "I wanna sex" everyone at theVille. Luckily for us, a huge beer-bomg was located right above his head, for easy beer-bongs to drunk him.

Dahak continued searching for the DRAMALLAMA and found him behind a rock sniffing up crack and being dramatic with his thong, stolen from Rob. Rob was furious and attacked DRAMALLAMA, but sexed him to horny prostitutes who were male stat whores in Natural Selection.

(The horny prostitutes) are the sucks at killing aliens so they were thinking about doing another mod instead. Like killing houndeyes, but the houndeyes sexed them, because it was their duty as houndeyes. So the (horny prostitutes) killed all the Marines and stole their wives to use for fishing bait. The Marines gagged the entire Ville and stole their client-side weapons animations featuring superchaingun with belt-fed sausages and a tomato-grenade cannon that stunk up the entire forum, which is visited by beautiful supermodels that love Paddyjack. Only for his ability to leave poo stains in his high chair while slopping Gerber.

Sadly, Paddyjack decided to use Photoshop to make sure that his sig include the cheat used by Dahak, in illegal ways. But Dahak couldn't date any girls after being caught with the DRAMALLAMA. Sully was the one with pics of the DRAMALLAMA mounting Dahak violently, in disgusting ways that his mother would whole-heartedly support, (but) only if she was involved. But alas, she was with Juvanile, spanking his butt due to him saying, "I want to go home."

Meanwhile, back at Hell's Ninth Circle, Shockwave™ and BRN called it off, and sexed each other. MPI's pet houndeye jumped Juvi to make more houndeyes, causing a bad feeling in his mom, who watched while eating popcorn, and sexing goats without a condom, creating Humgoat's Evil Empire of Legos which happened to collapse and crush Juvi under its enormous girth. Suddenly, crushing his fingers, he flicked a booger at DRAMALLAMA who was disgusted and tried to trample Juvi and crushed the life from Juvi's body.

Nobody mourned Juvi except for US-V and Juvi himself, because everyone thought that Juvi was just a bit sexy but overbearing. So DK, though tired, revived Juvi but in the aftermath he died from drinking too much houndeye blood, which was MPI's bath water. MPI shaved his hairy back, which then caused houndeye sex0r (and) the very small hairs fell on a gorge's nose. And Supernova, in fear of angry husbands hunting him because he was dating their daughters and was biting Hello-Kitty vibrators, which were inscribed with great words "Love's Unholy Ramrod", which UD liked to sex with his Juvi friend.

So they all sat down and discussed their feelings using deeply moving words and gestures explaining how Mr. Hat is the creator of the Spamming HW, of which Sharkbyte headshot him and no more Mr. Hat. But his (Mr. Hat's) wife went to NAPHW (National Association of Pwning HWs) and wanted revenge. So they decided to kill Sharkbyte, but the couldn't, because Sharkbyte's 1337, and VsS protects (its members).

"Kill Juvi!", Sharky, but he couldn't until he shot Juvi in the foot, but then the bullet missed and killed (the) chairman of NAPHW, but nobody cared because theVille rox0red and NAPHW sux0red.

A war started (and) theVille won because the Kilaaks screw bison all while snipers ruled. But then again, Turbo! wanted to eat Kilaak meat so he aimed his fork at some homo(sexual) kilaak and got two while humping each other.

Since they like the way Paddyjack's lap dances are so sensual and exciting. Then the lap dances were performed by Shockwave™, and given to Juvanile. But since he was too young to really understand what was happening, and that made everyone laugh, especially when Juvanile passed out from seeing how small his penis was.

The two of his (Juvi's) hands could not grasp his massive boob, and his left elite 1337 post was, unfortunately, ignored by only losers and horny kilaaks that mated bisons from behind. Juvi enjoyed every part of the process and said that he would recommend it to everyone with sever halitosis and terminal gingivitis. And he did use forbidden technology to make himself unable to speak to most of the female population, so he wanted Gelly's help to not be gay. But even she couldn't keep him from wanting Frag dressed in drag. So Frag did pay a visit to Juvi and sexed his mom until she screamed "you suck homo(sexual".

Meanwhile, MPI was watching the naughty programs on CNN - about Clinton and a Russian monkey who had a large ball on his red butt that Monica liked for its pulsing. The group of houndeyes that liked chocolate covered snails, came to MPI and asked for severance and suffrage for being beaten severely seven times by Gelly and her Hello-Kitty vibrator. But Juvi wanted the vibrator all to himself, but Gelly also wanted it, so they used it together while sniping Christian rock songs. Gelly ran away because Juvi farted and stunk the room up.

Coincidentally, Turbo! was quite flatulent himself, but Juvi was jealous of his enormous, flailing manhood, which slapped everyone. So he went back to Indiana, where others like him sex0red goats, but Juvi was the king of sex0red goats, and shaved llamas.

The Grand Houndeye didn't like llamas, so he went to the Grand Llama and declared war on all llamas.

The battle lines were drawn across theVille's servers, with houndeyes fighting Juvi's llamas at TV2 where Greenbo quickly joined them with his trusty red and blue pointy, phallic shaped Popsicle. He (Juvi) attacked Gurrg, but missed and went for the houndeyes, instead. Though MPI quickly grabbed Sully's goat and used it for goat cheese.

Sully retaliated by killing the houndeyes, but Rob came to their rescue but got killed in the door to the kilaaks super, secret bison genetic cloning lab. The lab was hidden to prevent penetration and ejection from chicken beaks.

So then Rob called the guys named CATS to come and nuke the place. Unfortunately, they missed and hit DRAMALLAMA who was now dead. The CATS got sued for the destruction of sex toys.

Gelly missed her Hello-Kitty vibrator that Juvanile borrowed and lost in his massive butthole, where kilaaks lived and screwed bison for fun and pleasure. But then Chan bought Gelly a big piece of poop to kill the thread, but MPI kept sticking the butthole with cottage cheese, and old pickles, not to mention a 'Ville thong that was used for millions of centuries by bison that he wore on his earlobe, because he had to keep Rob from looking where the other thongs were hidden.

So Rob just took an enema, and he died.

The end.


gj everyone who participated.
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