The next Long and Winding thread....

Pornstar · Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2001 2:49 am Post subject:

Everybody mispelled kill from drinking to much and as Cadman sauntered up to the keg it was dry. What the *#&**@$% I didn't even get a dropped. Cadman proceeded to berate everybody again until Rob......

Bakuryu · Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2001 6:40 am Post subject:

challenged JCOM to a crowbar duel. JCOM smirked as the duel began, but was interrupted by...

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Maian · Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2001 6:36 pm Post subject:

...A large explosion far away. He turned in the direction to see...

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JohnCarterofMars · Registered User Joined: 12 Aug 2001 Posts: 1113

...Maian, Bakuryu, ROOFCUTTER, Pornstar,[cyk2]the_j0k3r, greebo, tdl, YourPowersAreWeakOldMan, Superzero, Buford Pusser, adio, and yella lighting their farts and snikering over in the corner just below cap point 2. JCOM had no other choice but to toss his crowbar at them, for gassing the map up. Suddenly, everyone began hallucinating...

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YourPowersAreWeakOldMan · Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2001 1:53 am Post subject:

...Disturbing Images of Bakuryu in his finest lingere, "Oh Baby!" exclaimed...

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Greebo · Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2001 9:19 am Post subject:

...JCOM, who was quickly bundled off to...

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John Doe · Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2001 9:51 am Post subject:

Scotland, where that thing is more acceptable.

LMAO, Greebs, now your post looks odd, thank god for editing.

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Greebo · Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2001 9:56 am Post subject:

Greebo was quite glad of this, cos he lives in Scotland, not scottland (which is what JD's original post read before the cheeky git edited it), which is actually in John Doe's Garden

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Maian · Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2001 7:25 pm Post subject:

...Greebo however felt strangely attracted to Bakuryu. In order to get rid of these feelings, Greebo...

MunkeyEye · Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2001 8:50 pm Post subject:

slapped his right hand under his left armpit while flapping that arm like a madman. The farting noises attracted...

Warhammer · Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2001 9:39 pm Post subject:

..a brand new team of newbies, who were playing for the first time at TV. Unfortunately for them, they did not know that they weren't supposed to shoot at their teammates, causing them to repeatedly die from mirror damage. Finally one of them got frustrated and...

YourPowersAreWeakOldMan · Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2001 1:38 am Post subject:

..In his furious rampage randomly hurled grenades through the air scoring a kill off an unexpecting member of the oppisite team!
Amazed by this feat the other TV newbies dropped to their hands and knees in worship of their Newbie god, "Follow me" he said as he walked with the flag to cap point....

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yella · Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2001 10:49 am Post subject:

...five which didn't exist. So instead they all decided to stop at the cafe near to Cap point 1 for CAPpuchinos (get it?). After leaving the flag in the 'Leave Flags Here' closet they were approached by the waiter who much to their astonishment was...

JohnCarterofMars · Registered User Joined: 12 Aug 2001 Posts: 1113

...standing on his hands and serving drinks with his toes. When he turned so that they could see his face(of course they did not recognize him for they were just noobs) they let out a howl of fear at the ugly mug of...

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ROOFCUTTER · Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2001 2:55 pm Post subject:

Greebo whose beautifully malevolent grin distracted the newbies. Using his unlimited binding skills he bound their CAPucinno drinking hands to slowly pour it down their fresh unfaded tunics everytime they took a drink while they exclaimed, bartender bring us another cup we're invincible. Embarrassed and confused the noobs headed for the door forgeting all about those checked flags. CyCoMom being in disguise as the check girl threw off her costume and grabbing all the flags headed for...

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