WARNING!

Trigger Happy · Posted: Thu May 16, 2002 9:51 pm Post subject:

So who told you then? That aglee ape monkey friend of yours, hehe.
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Monk · Posted: Thu May 16, 2002 10:19 pm Post subject:

I have to admit Omega, I find your signature picture almost as revolting as the story

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Goldom · Posted: Thu May 16, 2002 11:13 pm Post subject:

That was more than I EVER wanted to know about ass-hair.

In fact, I could have gone through life quite happily, never thinking about ass-hair once.

Damn you Omega...

... and your sig should be damned too.

OS · Posted: Fri May 17, 2002 12:00 am Post subject:

But my sig and the ass hair go so damn well with each other!

Infact, the guy in the sig has major ass hair problems. Even worse then mine! He gets chunks of crap stuck in it, and a shower doesn't wash all of it away!

Oh, and I'm glad I recked your mind Goldom!

YourPowersAreWeakOldMan · Posted: Fri May 17, 2002 2:35 am Post subject:

I don't think the actual shape of a woman's ass makes a difference. Meaning men Vs women. I took into consideration the shape and anotomy long before and I figured morover that since they both have cracks it should happen equally.

So this brings up some other questions.

How often does Omega SiN whipe, Is he a big guy with plumbers butt, does he sweat more than the average person?

I've never heard of this before, except this one girl, but I wont go into that since it's a little more inapropriate than just dingleberries, and sicker :\

as for female butt specialists, you should talk to Rata-Tat-Tat, he's an all out ass-man, even his desktop wallpaper is some chick grabbing her naked ass and hes got one of those calendars of asses. The only other people more into asses than him would probably be black guys like a couple of my friends, they go on about booties forever!
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Rata-tat-tat · Posted: Fri May 17, 2002 3:08 am Post subject:

I got an idea for all yall tryen to figure out the butt hair equation. Everyone shave their butt hair off and report the outcome. Then we can see if our lil story of the butt nast is true with the sweat poo stink with the dogs and such.

OS · Posted: Fri May 17, 2002 5:29 am Post subject:

Pornstar · Posted: Fri May 17, 2002 5:41 am Post subject:

BBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPP

Public Service Annoucement!

Pornstar does not discrimanate against any female body parts and is an equal digging all of the female body man.

Thank You
This was a Public Service Annoucement!
Please return to your previous mindless posting.

BBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPP

FingerDemon · Posted: Fri May 17, 2002 6:03 am Post subject:

I can't believe I am still reading this post. But I think I'll take a "crack" at solving this mystery. The answer to the difference between men and women's butts, I believe, is two-fold. (Okay, that last pun was actually unintentional.)

First you have the female alignment difference. Basically the birth canal. That's saving them from such horrors as Omega's "friend of a friend" experienced. Its not exactly aligned for waste disposal, but the general alignment provides a sort of "highway right of way" area around the canal in question.

Second, women do have hair down there. They are just really small fine hair. In fact, they are like the little swimming hairs of a paramecium that sweep the waste out and down out of the offending area.

...

Okay, I made this up to give folks the Heebie Jeebies.

And I just want to go on record that I will not be participating in the ass crack shaving experiment study. Its not that I'm afraid to experience the hairlessness. It's just that I am not getting anywhere near such sensitive body parts with a freakin Razor Blade! I can just see myself in the emergency room bent over an examining table, trying to explain to a resident that has been awake for 36 hours straight. I cut myself shaving.... Ummm... no.

However, this might provide benefits to anyone planning to visit a water park this summer. Think of the extra speed you might achieve on any water slide?

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Its Friday, perhaps I'll have....

Blue Ruler · Posted: Fri May 17, 2002 6:57 am Post subject:

I think you may want to check out www.ratemypoo.com

It may well give you a picture of the final solution before using the royal flush

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The Nanite · Posted: Fri May 17, 2002 7:01 am Post subject:

Nasty Ruler...I was trying to eat breakfast.

Makes Omegas story look tame.
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Pornstar · Posted: Fri May 17, 2002 7:03 am Post subject:

Damn you BR holy SH$T. Pun intended. That was EXTREMILY disgusting. I don't even know what motivated me to click on that link, I knew something was not going to be good.

hoaxie · Posted: Fri May 17, 2002 7:10 am Post subject:

Makes me wonder why Blue even knows of such Web sites.

Yer one uv dem dare fecal freaks, aincha boy?
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hoaxie · Posted: Fri May 17, 2002 8:13 am Post subject:

How many people outside of The 'Ville have you guys shared this story with? I know I am sharing it with everyone. I still laugh/cry when I read it. This is too good to keep to myself. Thanks again, Omega... sick as it is, it is hella funny!!
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The Nanite · Posted: Fri May 17, 2002 10:07 am Post subject:

I give people specific instructions on how to find this thread. I must have had 10 people at least read it by now. Makes me laugh until I look at Rulers link.
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