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i have all of those beat. i asked a girl out and this is the reply she gave me
im sorry but im going to die tomorrow and would hate for you to grieve for me.
i was like wtfomgwtf
how do you reply to something like that
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LOL! Wait till the next day and go hahha ur not dead now can we? lol i dunno u decide hahahaa
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http://www.laughline.com good site for jokes
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Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?" After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well, honey, God is both male and female." This confuses Little Johnny, so he asks, "Is God black or white?" "Well, God is both black and white." This further confuses him so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?" At this the mother is getting concerned, but answers nonetheless, "Honey, God is both gay and straight." At this Little Johnny’s face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks, "Mom is God Michael Jackson?"
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| KillerRoofcutter wrote: | | Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?" After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well, honey, God is both male and female." This confuses Little Johnny, so he asks, "Is God black or white?" "Well, God is both black and white." This further confuses him so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?" At this the mother is getting concerned, but answers nonetheless, "Honey, God is both gay and straight." At this Little Johnny’s face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks, "Mom is God Michael Jackson?" |
HAR!
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| Speaker's Xeno wrote: | i have all of those beat. i asked a girl out and this is the reply she gave me
im sorry but im going to die tomorrow and would hate for you to grieve for me.
i was like wtfomgwtf
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How 'bout, "Well how about one more time before the fat lady sings?"
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they say laughter is contagious.... how do you explain this? lol
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