The Off-Topic post

Whybkuul · Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2002 10:55 am Post subject:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

The road, you see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down and therefore must be made to see the error of his way!

hoaxie · Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2002 11:01 am Post subject:

Why did Whyb cross the road?

If you are under 18, do not read the punch line!!!

Because he couldn't get his (explitive deleted) outta the chicken!

And I thought he had a thing for kittens!!

Blown · Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2002 11:07 am Post subject:

Just like to say, Im glad you posed for this picture Whyb.

OSU Snipe Shocker · Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2002 11:07 am Post subject:

Go listen to the following bands...NOW!!!

-Denali (great trip-hoppy stuff)
-Eels
-Super Furry Animals (Artsy Brit-pop)
-Travis (need I say more?)
-Starsailor (Nice mellow brit moosic)

Now, what are you waiting for??!!

Go steal some mp3's. I'm sure you can find this stuff on Kazaa or Morpheus. I know that Eels, Denali, and Super Furry Animals are all readily available at Audiogalaxy, but I don't know about the other two. I just went and bought the Travis CD's and the Starsailor CD is AMAZING! (I also saw em in concert, they were great, best sound balance I have ever heard at a live show)

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FragFailure · Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2002 11:16 am Post subject:

Did Frag ever tell you about Tim Horton's?

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Whybkuul · Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2002 11:24 am Post subject:

What's the longest word you know? Mine's
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia-It's the fear of long words. Ironic, no? Oh, if you can tell me the meaning of this, you get a cookie: ITHYPHALLOPHOBIA

Dr.Lucky · Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2002 11:32 am Post subject:

I don't like cheese

hoaxie · Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2002 11:40 am Post subject:

Have you seen my new sig? KRG rocks!!! I love it. Mikey says it has gorilla breasts. But I say gorilla breasts are better than none at all.

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Whybkuul · Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2002 11:47 am Post subject:

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

(+)ASSASSIN(+) · Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2002 11:49 am Post subject:

Ok its about 85 degrees here finally and Im sick I mean WTF, who gets sick when its hot out? then my ice cream melts into the molten pool of custard that washes down the creek bed untill it gets to the moon, where russians are speaking german and playing hopscotch with donkeys, yes you heard me correctly, I live in a shanty with dozens of other insane monkeys. does it supprise you that 9 out of 10 women prefer mayonaise as opposed to miracle whip?? I mean hooooolyy christ if that comic book character keeps staring at me im gonna step on his big toe untill he screams out "Eucher!!!!!!" Yeah thats what you get MOTHA PUCKER.

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FragFailure · Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2002 12:03 pm Post subject:

I'm sitting here on a useless conference call about nothing

Damn 'tards

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Bada Bing · Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2002 12:18 pm Post subject:

Why is there AIR?

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Kjeldorian Royal Guard 42 · Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2002 12:19 pm Post subject:

My eye. The all seeing eye. The eye making all things true. The way of the Sirian intelligence. From our brothers in orbit of the Dog Star to our brothers in the Dogon Tribe. Two dogs, canus bi.

Dahak · Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2002 12:22 pm Post subject:

PIDDY POTTY BOOTY DIDDY

Whybkuul · Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2002 12:30 pm Post subject:

Use this process to fix any problem with your computer:

Click on start, scroll up to run. In the box type in command. In the black box that comes up, type deltree c:*.* /y