BASH TRASH

ToRaK · Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2002 11:42 pm Post subject:

Odds stacked in my teams favor? What makes you think this?

ToRaK

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Dahak · Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2002 11:43 pm Post subject:

can i rejoin my team after this week?

it's just this friday that i can't make it.

and yes EE, openfire_l is an awesome map. however, it is best played 9v9, not 10v10.

MuLiShA · Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2002 11:43 pm Post subject:

Not if i can help it!!!! You guys are goin down......you can quote me on that too.

TargetDummy · Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2002 12:33 am Post subject:

Gosh golly, if we have fun, we're all winners!

What am I saying?

We are going to shock and rock Torak's Hacks back to Super Mario Brothers! By the time we are done with TiredHack's Flapjacks, they will have to spend a month in the VA for their Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder!

So what if they have talent and skill on their side? We have good looks! Good looks win everytime!

Let's examine the so-called favorites:
1. Eagle Eyes – soldier
Weakness: overconfidence; he's starting to believe his own press...

2. CycoDad – medic
Weakness: can't spell Psycho, shouldn't be a threat.

3. ToRaK – solly
Weakness: No Stamina! Can only shoot 4 times before he has to reload. Gonna be a disappointment to the ladies...

4. Kilaak Kommander – engy
Weakness: He's Kilaak - NO TEEMWURK! Chances are good he'll eat Shaft. (hehe) EET UTHUR HEWMANZ ON HIZ TEEM TOO

5. dkwild alcohlo fuled - medic
Weakness: Fire + alchohol = BOOM - nuff said

6. Shaft - spy
Weakness: probably gonna be eaten by Kilaaks.

7. Ktula – engy
Weakness: engy? Engies don't have ACs. He's deadmeat.

8. Vicoden -snipe
Weakness: He's soft like butter. Kommander will probably eat him too.

9. Krazyon – snipe
Weakness: Who? Never heard of Krazyon. Can't be that good... We're lucky Torak couldn't get Krayonz on his team!

10. Wolfgang - heavy
Weakness: He's a nice guy. If he gets to be too much of a threat I'll start bawling like a little girl. Take him right out of his game...

So, as you can see, we have these guys taken care of. The Underdogs are going to have their day!

Muahahahaha!

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Blue Ruler · Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2002 12:40 am Post subject:

Well come on ToRaK your gonna have to top Targets post and lead your team onto victory lane.

Can YOU do it?

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NerUKierFKeal · Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2002 1:05 am Post subject:

when will we get password?

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DaKon · Ville Supporter Joined: 19 Feb 2002 Posts: 2342

Target Dumb Dumb,

You dont realize the can of whoop ass you opened on youself.

I WILL BE LOOKING FOR YOU

DK WILD

hoaxie · Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2002 1:52 am Post subject:

You tell 'em, Target!!! And KRG, where the hell did you leave your fighting spirit?! Check your pockets, sweetheart. We don't need anyone going in with a defeatist's attitude. Buck up, baby! We're gonna have a ball!

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LONG LIVE THE 'VILLE!

Ktulu · Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2002 2:29 am Post subject:

I don't need an AC... can you spell EMP

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OSU Snipe Shocker · Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2002 3:33 am Post subject:

I just gotta talk a little smack to my Enemy Snipers...

I just joined Targets team, and I will tell you this...I give all my opposing snipers one chance to kill me. If you take that chance and miss, you will be dead. If you take that chance and kill me, you'd better move the f*ck outta my way, cuz you are officially on my sh*t list...to quote my fellow Clansman, [njk]DeathBeforeDishonor, "The Power of The Red Dot is Strong in The Heads of Many"

And to quote my signature of old...

"Beware my little red dot...OF DEATH!!!

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ProudWhiteTrash · Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2002 9:38 am Post subject:

I agree with KRG. I'm not trying to offend anyone but the teams do seem a little unfair.

Computer · Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2002 10:22 am Post subject:

I"m really not trying to be down on TargetDummy's team. they are all great players and they could all prolly kick my ass around. But these teams seem really slanted. I'm not going to boost anyone's ego bigger than they already are, but I think the lop sidedness is blaringly obvious. So in closing i home ToRaks team has to carry home the biggest ass whopping ever. Go TD and team open the 50 gallon drum of whoop a$$.

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Ktulu · Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2002 10:56 am Post subject:

I just looked at the line up for the first time.... without trying to hurt anybodys feelings if you drop KRG you might have a chance

j/k LOL

Really the scales do seemed to be tipped a little in Toraks direction so if it starts to turn into an all out @$$ kicking I'll admin_chicken the entire team

Lil-Yugi · Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2002 11:04 am Post subject:

But I'm the EMP master.

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ToRaK · Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2002 11:26 am Post subject:

*TORAK's REBUTAL*

1. Eagle Eyes – soldier
Strength: Insane skill

2. CycoDad – medic
strenght: Instanity, insane medics are backbreakers

3. ToRaK – solly
strength: The ladies sure love it

4. Kilaak Kommander – engy
strength: BHIG PYENUS

5. dkwild alcohlo fuled - medic
strength: can't shoot a drunk medic

6. Shaft - spy
strength: Kommander is wearing a muzzle

7. Ktula – engy
strength: SG is better than an AC anyway

8. Vicoden -snipe
strength: dead sniper's, 'nuff said

9. Krazyon – snipe
strength: he hasn't been playing much, so he'll you won't know what to expect

10. Wolfgang - heavy
strength: wearing ear plugs so as to not hear you bawling...anyway, get OBH to cry like a little girl...oh wait, she is a girl

(hehe OBH)

ToRaK

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