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Q) How did Helen Keller burn her ear?
A) She answered the iron
Q) How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to change a light bulb?
A) Wanna go ride bikes?!?
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Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself?
You would too if your name was "AORrhHAHLsh"
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| shovelnose wrote: | | CarbinE wrote: | Hear about the 3 car pileup?
30 mexicans died |
ouch. racial jokes don't fly here. |
Actually, I found that quite funny...
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A Doctor running down the hall is stopped by a nurse who says "Doctor ,why do you have a rectal thermometer behind your ear?"
He says "Shit, some asshole has my pen"
( badaboom) :lol: |
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| Lt. Black wrote: | | shovelnose wrote: | | CarbinE wrote: | Hear about the 3 car pileup?
30 mexicans died |
ouch. racial jokes don't fly here. |
Actually, I found that quite funny... |
I found that funny as well.
I personally have no problem with racial jokes as long as they are in good taste and are not hateful or meanfully derogatory.
people are becoming to uptight and politicaly correct now adays, there is nothing wrong with laughing at each other now and again
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Killer KoolAid Man
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Helen Keller...
WHats helen kellers forvorite colors?
Cordaroid and velcro...
What did helen kellers parents do to punish her?
They glued door knobs to all the walls |
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vICTOR cROSS
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How does Helen Keller drive a car?
One hand on the wheel,one hand on the road |
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| [HALO]Rebel_Rouser wrote: | | Lt. Black wrote: | | shovelnose wrote: | | CarbinE wrote: | Hear about the 3 car pileup?
30 mexicans died |
ouch. racial jokes don't fly here. |
Actually, I found that quite funny... |
I found that funny as well.
I personally have no problem with racial jokes as long as they are in good taste and are not hateful or meanfully derogatory.
people are becoming to uptight and politicaly correct now adays, there is nothing wrong with laughing at each other now and again |
Perhaps when in a proper setting with live people there would be no problem, but we are in a fourm that is in written form. we all know how hard it is to express our emotions and have them read correctly. The Ville has never gone for these jokes in game or in the fourms.
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Case in point..
Polish Sausage
A man goes into a store and tells the clerk, "I'd like some Polish sausage."
The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you
something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was
Italian?
Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would ya, huh?
Would ya?"
The clerk says, "Well, no!"
"And if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"
"Well, I probably wouldn't!"
With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well, all right then,
why did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I ask for Polish sausage?"
The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot."
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Thats pretty funny except that around here. You can get Polish dogs, jumbo dogs with or without sourkraut at the home depots. Cooked and ready to eat. 
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Jfet Zener
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| ROOFCUTTER wrote: | | Thats pretty funny except that around here. You can get Polish dogs, jumbo dogs with or without sourkraut at the home depots. Cooked and ready to eat. |
same here. i love those guys with those stands outside all the exits to hope depot. their dogs are pretty good too. and they have chips and lemonade. mmmm lemonade. |
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| Jfet Zener wrote: | | ROOFCUTTER wrote: | | Thats pretty funny except that around here. You can get Polish dogs, jumbo dogs with or without sourkraut at the home depots. Cooked and ready to eat. |
same here. i love those guys with those stands outside all the exits to hope depot. their dogs are pretty good too. and they have chips and lemonade. mmmm lemonade. |
awww man, my Home Depot does not sell any food in or around it. But, my Sam's Club on the other hand 
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| [HALO]Rebel_Rouser wrote: | | Lt. Black wrote: | | shovelnose wrote: | | CarbinE wrote: | Hear about the 3 car pileup?
30 mexicans died |
ouch. racial jokes don't fly here. |
Actually, I found that quite funny... |
I found that funny as well.
I personally have no problem with racial jokes as long as they are in good taste and are not hateful or meanfully derogatory.
people are becoming to uptight and politicaly correct now adays, there is nothing wrong with laughing at each other now and again |
Ah, amen to that. Ya'll needa lighten up a tad. And this is coming from one of the most uptight people that you can find on the 'net. 
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