[Sully]

Now you can all see how hard it was to become an admin.
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Sig courtesy of K.R.G.

[John Doe]

The test is retroactive....All the current admins need to take it too to prove their worthyness to be a Ville admin.....


Sadly I failed so I guess I have to find a easier test for ole JD.
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[Kazebari]

Yay!



"Ville Admin Entrance Exam"
Time Limit: 3 WKS (or longer if needed) [how do you measure in wks?]
Name: Kevin "Kazebari" Lee

1. French

2. The Babylons were the first major civilization to actually create written law, as demonstrated by King Nebuchanezzar. Also, Cher's first name was Cherilyn

3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to
___ (D) WRITE A PLAY!!!!

4. What religion is the Pope? (check only one)
___ (b) Catholic

5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?

3/4 feet.

6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?

Time to sue the hands for touching my "numbers."

7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)

20, he broke the first ten.

8. What are people in America's far north called?

Canadians

9. Spell: Bush, Carter, and Clinton

B-U-S-H-Comma-C-A-R-T-E-R-Comma-A-N-D-C-L-I-N-T-O-N

10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five:

"who voted for him? i didn't" I, II, III, IV, and V

11. Where does rain come from?

God's toilet.

12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?

Yea, I can. So?

13. What are coat hangers used for?

Making hooks that come out of the back of your pants so that when you rush at high speed through rooms you can quickly slow down by hooking yourself on a long piece of wire that you set up earlier.

14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country?

the US, duh

15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.

I can do both:

Le Chateliers Principle: If your aunt Gertrude buys you a horrendous, ugly sweater, you can always return it and earn a quick buck.

Spell your name in block letters: Why oh you are en ay em ee eye en bee ell oh cee kay ell ee tee tee ee are ess.


16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?

In the basement.

17. Which part of America produces the most oranges?

The orange farm part.

18. Advanced math. If you have three apples, how many apples do you have?

You have no apples. I have three!!! tee hee hee!!!1 (chew chew gulp) now I only have two....(chew chew gulp) now I only have one....(chew chew gulp) waaaa, now I don't have any!!! you bass-turd, give me more!

19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corporation) stand for?

the NBC doesn't stand for anything, those spineless, diplomatically immune, politically correct bass-turds.


20. The Cornell University tradition for efficiency began when
(approximately)?
___ (c) B.K., Before Kazebari.



Can I get my admin powers now?

[Gamepro65]

Name: Gamepro65

1. French

2. Cher, well i could go into the babylon shit because im doin that in socalstudys but im gonna just say Cher if u really wanna know just pm me.

3. D

4. B

5. 0 feet

6. 5 O' Clock

7. 10

8. C

9.
Bush
Carter
Clinton

10. George the 1st, George the 2nd, George the 3rd, George the 4th, George the 5th

11. D

12. A


13. For hanging coats, Of course.

14. DA USA!

15. Gamepro65

16. At the very bottom.

17. Flordia

18. 3 apples

19. National Broadcasting Corporation

20. B
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[5th GHG E.G. Mine]

Easiest answer:

"I support Tim Horton's."

For all of them.
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[Clay Pigeon]

Name: <TVB>Clay Pigeon
1: French
2: Cherylin
3: d
4: b
5: 0.0 feet
6: 5:00
7: 10 [edit]even though he broke the first 2 tablets he was only given 10 commandments total because the next 2 tablets were identical in content to the destroyed pair. That is the information was the same even if the packaging was different.[/edit]
8: c
9: Bush; Carter; Clinton
10: George the First, George the Second, George the Third, George the Fourth, and George the Fifth
11: d
12: a
13: hanging clothing, usually coats
14: The United States of America
15: <TVB>CLAY PIGEON
16: underground, below the three stories
17: b
18: three
19: National Broadcasting Corporation
20: b

[DarkTemplar316]

Name: <TVB>DarkTemplar316

1. spanish
2. cher
3. write a play
4. b
5. 62
6. 60 o'clock
7. 15
8. c
9. Bush: Bush
carter: carter
Clinton:Clint0n
10. king george I, king george II king george III king george IV king george V
11. c
12. b
13. scratching your back.
14. chad
15. *<TVB>DARKTEMPLAR316* block letters
16. somewhere
17. c
18. 3
19. i have no clue
20. b

[shockwave]

[The Nanite]

[Bright Red Nipples]

You guys told me the test was running down the Las Vegas Strip naked and have someone follow behind me with a video camera
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God Bless You Blue Ruler

[Blue Ruler]

[_-=Did It Hurt=-_]

True
True
True
False
please apply these answers liberally across questions 1 thru 20.



Thank you for your time....










Well...........









Am i in yet ?????????
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Cool Sig by KRG. Thx

The Proud, the Few, US-V or The Ville Supporters (V$)!!

[Mr Hat]

FUNNY STUFF.....even if its copied from....geeze... everywhere!

http://www.askmen.com/jokes/sep99/september11.html

http://cartalk.cars.com/Mail/Haus/09-13-97-1.html

http://www.made2smile.com/funpages/footballexam/ <---Mah Fav....has music

http://www.funehumor.com/fun_doc1/fun_0106.shtml

and like a million other places....but I think the point is made.

GJ to those who took the time to fill it out
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[DaKon]

I am a admin i just dont use it
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[Stevo]

"Ville Admin Entrance Exam Part 1"
Time Limit: 3 WKS (or longer if needed)
Name: Stevo

1. What language is spoken in France?
Probably French

2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions -OR- give the first name of Cher.
Cher

3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to
___ (a) build a bridge
___ (b) sail the ocean
___ (c) lead an army or
___ (D) WRITE A PLAY!!!!
B

4. What religion is the Pope? (check only one)
___ (a) Jewish
___ (b) Catholic
___ (c) Hindu
___ (d) Polish
___ (e) Agnostic
B

5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?
0.0 ft.

6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?
5:00

7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)
20

8. What are people in America's far north called?
___ (a) Westerners
___ (b) Southerners
___ (c) Northerners
C

9. Spell: Bush, Carter, and Clinton
Bush: B-U-S-H
Carter: C-A-R-T-E-R
Clinton: C-L-I-N-T-O-N

10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five:
George, George II, George III, George IV, George V

11. Where does rain come from?
___ (a) Macy's
___ (b) a 7-11
___ (c) Canada
___ (d) the sky
D

12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
___ (a) yes
___ (b) no
B

13. What are coat hangers used for?
Hanging Coats

14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country?
USA

15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.
STEVO

16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?
Under it

17. Which part of America produces the most oranges?
___ (a) New York
___ (b) Florida
___ (c) Canada
___ (d) Wisconsin
B

18. Advanced math. If you have three apples, how many apples do you have?
3

19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corporation) stand for?
National Broadcasting Corporation

20. The Cornell University tradition for efficiency began when (approximately)?
___ (a) B.C.
___ (b) A.D.
B
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