Mangled Thumb

sgt stutter · Posted: Wed Sep 25, 2002 12:07 am Post subject:

OUCH KRG hope your feeling ok and get well soon.

Ok here is mine, second date with this girl, first date was a blind date also so to say the least I did not no her very well. Anyway was with her in a hot tub she asked if i would get her another drink of course being the gentelman I am I said hell yea

. Well I jump out of the hot tub grab my keys and then I proceed to slip. So I try to break the fall with my hand the one with the keys of course and when I hit the ground one of the keys went into the palm of my hand and out the top between the knuckles of my middle and ring fingers blood everywhere

. Needless to say I was a little embaressed. Well everything turned out ok and I healed fine, that girl is now my wife. She still gets a kick out of that to this day.

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OpTlk · Posted: Wed Sep 25, 2002 12:13 am Post subject:

hEh, thats a really cool story stutter....in a painfully, strange, bloody way of course.

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BitterBeerFace · Posted: Wed Sep 25, 2002 1:15 pm Post subject:

Don't you see Sarge, your wife is only with you because she likes to see you in pain and suffering!

j/k

hehehe

I have a good blood story though: I was working on a lady's computer in her house (no, not a datable person), and she had pure white carpeting. So as I struggle dislodge a NIC that was firmly planted in the ISA slot, I started to pay less and less attention to the sharp metal edges that my knuckles were now pressing on... well, when the card came loose, so did the blood! I'm proud to say that I kept all the drips from running down to the carpet... you shoulda' seen how fast she moved to get me a towel though! WOW!

Maybe I should have saved some in a jar and sent it to KRG for a corpse

PondScum007 · Posted: Wed Sep 25, 2002 1:39 pm Post subject:

ouch! thumb wounds bleed like crazy for some reason, i had a nice run-in with a hammer to my left thumb a while back...dayyyem that was alot of blood...hope it heals soon, id be beside myself if i lost my "slot3" or "+jump" usage limbs... ;>
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JtH · Posted: Wed Sep 25, 2002 1:53 pm Post subject:

My brother was screwing around with a buck knife and cut his thumb real bad. he likes to play with knives, hes a dumba$$. he tryed coming at me with one to be a dick cause he knows i hate it and he sliced the knuckle behind my thumb and you could see my bone. i beat the sh*t out of him with my bloody hand. needless to say he didnt try that again.
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sgt stutter · Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2002 12:21 am Post subject:

BBF said:

Replica · Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2002 11:13 am Post subject:

first off two things. first the pen is mightier thant he sword. second.. karma sucks. well i was an hour late for basic drawing this morning, still a good 3 horus left to work but we were using pen and ink today. so after i finished up with the pen i went to wash it in the sink. While doing so i sliced my wet thumb with the tip of the pen, a good inch long cut.. deep enoguh to bleed. man i need more sleep!
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OpTlk · Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2002 12:22 pm Post subject:

what the?! how'd you manage to cut yourself that badly with a pen??

Or am I just an idiot and you're talking about some other kind of pen..not the 'bic' kind.

Well either way, that sucks giz

for bandaid brand and neosporin!
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Replica · Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2002 12:28 pm Post subject:

ever done calligraphy or pen and ink, leik an ink well?

this isn't exactly what i was using but the point i had on looked like the one on the top right, almost like the one actually in the pen

and it felt liek a bic alright, a bic razor slicing through my flesh!

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OpTlk · Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2002 12:47 pm Post subject:

Gotcha. After I posted that, I started thinking that's probably what you were talking about. Might as well have been a blade.

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