Owning Frag

FragFailure · Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2001 10:35 am Post subject:

It appears that there is an undercurrent of people who want learn on how to own me. That's my secret and NO ONE will ever learn my secrets! So sorry Holden McGroin and Thom Yorke Obilterator. There is NO way to own me

Just kidding see you on the ville and prepare the BBQ for no stats week!

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-"Nice One GARF" by Bean Daddy
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[ This Message was edited by: FragFailure on 2001-08-20 11:39 ]

SilverOne · Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2001 10:40 am Post subject:

Maybe we should set up a "How to own Frag class?"

Registration, 1st tuition fee and book fee will be taken by the church this week!

Please make checks payable to "Owning Frag" c/o silverone@theville.org

Or.. for your convenience.. you can order the "Owning Frag video". Thats right! The VIDEO! For $19.95. Your spy master SilverOne will host an 1 hour tutorial on how to teach that lousy, no good for nothing, pain in the ass spy a lesson he will never forget.

PRE-ORDER yours today!!

(there will be a $5.95 shipping fee.)

hehe

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FragFailure · Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2001 10:43 am Post subject:

Umm don't listen to a word that spy says. He's a lying...yeah that's it. Umm...Never trust as spy! It's a scam!

It's true, it's true! Just because I taught him (that ingrate) EVERYTHING he knows...doesn't mean I taught him everything I know

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SuperZero · Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2001 11:25 am Post subject:

I'll take 10 of those videos, to be distributed to each member of my team before every round...Lord knows how many time I've chased Frag across half the map as he knifes my oblivious team the whole way, lol. Any idea when those'll hit the market?

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FragFailure · Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2001 12:19 pm Post subject:

Silver is gonna force drastic actions. I need to hire a hitman and a vandal that will stop Silver from making this happen. I got it!

FF on the phone: Operator
Operator: How may I help you
FF: I need the area code for Mars!

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- The Originator of the Off-Topic Posts

Daigle · Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2001 12:31 pm Post subject:

Ill send you a video on how to beat frag i have killed him a couple times. Just dont stand still and dont let him get behind you and u should be fine.

Daigle · Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2001 12:31 pm Post subject:

Ill send you a video on how to beat frag i have killed him a couple times. Just dont stand still and dont let him get behind you and u should be fine.

Bakuryu · Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2001 1:02 pm Post subject:

It's called a sniper rifle and good eyes. All you need to kill anybody.

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SuperZero · Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2001 1:42 pm Post subject:

Actually, it's called a sniper rifle, a gren, an emp, an ac, a rocket launcher, a flamethrower, a shotgun, or a blunt weapon (for all you feigners out there) and good eyes. I think anyone who spies at the ville often can attest to that

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Thom Yorke Obliterator · Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2001 5:58 pm Post subject:

Maybe I need to clarify this whole "own Frag" thing. I didn't mean "own Frag" in killing sense. Heck, even a bonehead like me can generate enough EMP spam to take him out once in a while.

What I want is to literally own Frag, as in purchase his services. There's so much he could help with . . . . stabbing people, berating idiots, obliterating members of Radiohead, fragging idiots mercilessly, detroying SGs (other than mine), kicking idiots . . . . and when he's done he can wash and wax the Obliteratormobile.

Surely you Pimps sell people for non-sexual purposes, right? I wanna buy some violence.

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ROOFCUTTER · Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2001 6:14 pm Post subject:

Killing members of Radiohead?? Now why would you want to kill the very people who play something a little different than the average alternative band

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cstone · Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2001 7:13 pm Post subject:

Yes Thom, I have one Frag to sell for your personal killing pleasure!!

Just send $55 to me and all of Frag's kills will be forever in your name. Al least in my mind.. or in your mind, but probably not in Frag's mind. Eh I could make a bind... "you have just been killed by frag for thom. have a nice day!" or something.

Dont forget... send money to me! or... no Frag for you!! ($55)

Bakuryu · Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2001 7:38 pm Post subject:

Are we marketing frag? Because I think we could start a toy lineup

. Warning pointy objects and explosives not suitable for children under the age of 21! lol

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cstone · Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2001 8:17 pm Post subject:

If the age limit is 21, then it's only fair for the kids to include some alkeehol in with the package. Isn't that the only reason to grow up?... To buy things that little kids cant.. and then mark up the price for them.. hrmmm i should keep these thoughts to myself from now on.

Thom Yorke Obliterator · Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2001 8:31 pm Post subject:

To answer ROOFCUTTER, I actually don't have anything at all against Radiohead. They're my favorite modern band. My name originated on another server. I was getting annoyed by a llama named "Kid A" and changed my name to this just to annoy him. It's become something of a gimmick.

cstone, do you accept PayPal? Hey, let's put Frag on eBay!

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