Villuns unite to fight the kilaaks!

BitterBeerFace · Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2002 9:27 pm Post subject:

So I was away from my computer for a while today, and my copy of SETI actually picked this up! I just about laid a MIRV right on the spot! The SETI institute has been contacted, and they seemed to be very alarmed indeed.

And:

***SoapBox Alert***

But seriously, someone's gotta take a stand! These damned kilaaks have been running amuck and spamming our forums, insulted our manhood, and are threatening to trash our beloved Ville! I don't usually get all serious and dramatic like this, but I am officially putting out a call to all loyal Ville regulars to rally to the defense of OUR Ville! I propose we all wear a -VS- tag, since we don't need more tags spamming our names, and frag the heck out of every kilaak you see! -VS- basically means you'd put it all on the line for OUR Ville anyway, so now it's time to actually do something about it.

Thank you,
(TVB-H)BitterBeerFace-VS-

Goldom · Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2002 10:12 pm Post subject:

LOL THAT WAS GOOD!! (I am a member of SETI too, but mine doesnt look anything like that, just a big pretty graph)

OBTUSE OF KILAAK · Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2002 10:17 pm Post subject:

SILEE HEWMANZ! IT IZ TOO LAYT! YOOR GOVRMENT CAN NOT STOP KILAAK INVASHUN! PREPAIR YOORSELVZ HEWMANZ!

KILAAK HAZ ARYVD!!

DYCOPHANY OF KILAAK · Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2002 11:11 pm Post subject:

REED MI SIG AND FEER!

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STOOPID HEWMANS I OWNZ ALL YOR SUHLIVAH!

YourPowersAreWeakOldMan · Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2002 11:59 pm Post subject:

Wow that does look pretty serious. So the Kilaaks really are on their way, who knows how soon they'll be here! Good to see some of the villuns are actually going to be prepared if it comes to it. If it's happening and they're stealing our chicks, or my tostitos and salsa, or my Surge, I'll jump up to join the fight against them and send them home. And then I'll invade kilaak and steal them back and enslave some kilaaks, they look like they'd be good to do heavy construction for me.

Buford Pusser · Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2002 12:08 am Post subject:

I for one am ready for any Kilaak invasion. I have my Big Stick ready, and if the Kilaak's feel up to it, I will swing the wood when it is needed. As we say here abouts in the south...Bring it on, Big Boys!!

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Buford Pusser
"Walk softly and carry a big stick!"

KAMIKAZE-KILAAK · Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2002 12:37 am Post subject:

YOO STEWPED HOOMUNZ THINGK YOO HAV A CHANSE... WEN I TAYKE 5 UV YOO WITH MEE TO KILAAK HEVVUN, YOO WIL CHAYNGE YORE TOON!

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LUUK OWT PUEKNEE HEWMANN HEER I CUMM!

KILAAKIAN JUGGURNOT · Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2002 2:53 am Post subject:

FUULISH HEWMANZ JUST BEKAAZ YOO CAN TAKE A PIKATOOR OV KLAAK JUGGURNOT AND KILAAK OBTUSE DUS NAUT MEEN YOO CAN STOP UZ FROM KOMING AND KONKERING YOO ALL

YOO ALLSO NEED BETTER KAMRAA YOOR PIKATUURS OF UZ ARE VEREE POUR KWALITEE HOW KAN YOO EKTSPEKT TO DEEFEET UZ IF YOO KANT EVUN MAAK A KAMRAA

I WHEEL BE SOO HAPPY WEN I LAND ON URTH AND KONKUR YEW ALL IN A MATTUR OF MIN-UTZ

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BEEHOLD YOR KONKERUR, FEER ME HEWMANZ

BitterBeerFace · Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2002 3:37 pm Post subject:

Bring it on kilaak boys! We'll whoop you back to wherever you came from, and then detpack your puny planet into oblivion!

Vulcan · Registered User Joined: 29 Dec 2001 Posts: 2773

Speaking of detpacks, I took out some of your PUNY kilaak soldiers on my detpacking spree. Kilaak WILL fall to the ville.

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I need to make a sig, but I don't have the time. Maybe I will eventually.

KILAAK KONDOM · Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2002 4:12 pm Post subject:

YES BORD YOO WER A WUHRTHE APONANT. YOO KUD KNOT SURVIVE YOOR OWN EHKSPLOSHUNS THO. SOON YOO WIL B THE ASSIMILATEE.

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KILAAK PENUSES NEED MOR RUBHER!

OBTUSE OF KILAAK · Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2002 4:23 pm Post subject:

SILEE BORG. . . .KILAAKS HAV KONKERD YOOR RACE. YOO AR WUN UV THEE FEW THAT ESKAYPD. THEE FEW AR UV NO IMPORTANS TO KILAAK. THEE BORG AR OBSOL33T! THEE HEWMANZ AR NOT WERTH ASIMULASHUN! KILAAK IZ HEER FOR BISON MYNEENG.

YOO WIL ALL BE GON FRUM THIS PLAYS. . .VEREE SOON NOW.

PondScum007 · Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2002 4:50 pm Post subject:

hah hell yea... NJ may be slightly above the Mason-Dixon line but i have plenty of sticks for putting kliiaiks back in thier place, which is [where is that again?].....

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