Coolest signatures thread

Bakuryu · Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2001 12:45 pm Post subject:

Who has the coolest signature? Post something about yours and include it. Mine is from "The Crow". I picked it because a) it was the best movie I've ever seen b) it shows a lot of rage and revenge if you've ever seen the movie c) It's true whenever I enter a game,

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Greebo · Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2001 12:52 pm Post subject:

Um...which one?
I had one that said something like:
Greebo could commit sexual harrassment by sitting very quietly in the next room
Also had:
Greebo...didn't possess any decent sword fighting skills, but then it's difficult for someone to develop decent sword fighting skills when they appear to have been attacked by a food mixer

Both of those were discworld quotes/paraphrases

Current one is about Kissing Hanks ass, I got it from an Atheists/Agnostic forum. I found it really funny, nuff said.

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ROOFCUTTER · Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2001 1:09 pm Post subject:

I certianly don't think it's the coolest but it's my latest.
It's a little twisted from the original "Fistfull of Dollars" but I think all of you would agree Llama is more fitting here than mule. The one bad thing is there is not enough room for the whole quote.

so it's not quite as good as it would be if the whole thing was present.

I don't think it's nice your laughing...see my Llama don't like people laughing...gets the crazy idea your laughing at him...Now if you apologize like I know your going to I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.
(adjusted Clint 1964)

Greebo the sexual harrassement one is funny. liked it when I first saw it.

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DreadVile · Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2001 1:09 pm Post subject:

Mine tells alot of how people are, it is odd but true

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anthrex · Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2001 1:16 pm Post subject:

my signatures is from my old clan leader when every1 kept calling me anthrax (it still happens now sigh) butit was because people saw my namne as a disease and i was bad for them so my leader (silberbullet or cryhavock now from WCT) said anthrax is bad, but anthrex is good.

Thom Yorke Obliterator · Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2001 1:32 pm Post subject:

My sig is a funny line spoken by Radiohead singer Thom Yorke while guesting on South Park. It made me laugh, and therefore Mr. Yorke has been temporarily spared from obliteration. In fact, I thought of becoming the ToriAmosObliterator for a while. But everyone knows me as Thom, and I didn't want people to start calling me Tori.

When playing, watch my sprays for more Radiohead-related violence. I like the current color one where Thom is assaulted by a cartoon rocket.

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ROOFCUTTER · Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2001 1:54 pm Post subject:

I can't say how relieved I am! Thought the worst! but I was always hoping that the $$ signs made it into some kind of Joke

Thom Yorke Obliterator · Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2001 2:00 pm Post subject:

Hee hee, the $$ are a feeble attempt to conceal the presence of an obscene word in the sig. Or is a$$ even considered a dirty word anymore? They say it on television all the time. Man, I think I'm really showing my age here!

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John Doe · Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2001 4:56 pm Post subject:

I dont often use a sig and for the few times that I do it tends to be pro gun.

My favorite movie line that I would use for a sig is another from Clint in The Outlaw Josey Wales - "Dont piss down my back and tell me that it is raining"

JD

Pornstar · Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2001 5:23 pm Post subject:

I am sorry all, but I would hve to vote for Greebo's new one if you consider that to be a Sig. If you haven't read the link yet then you are missing out big time.

Maian · Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2001 5:26 pm Post subject:

Well, mine is from a Lifehouse song. Its a great CD with really deep lyrics. Y'all should listen to it some time.

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FingerDemon · Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2001 8:38 pm Post subject:

At another forum I visit I use the following signature:

From Mark Leyner's "Et Tu Babe"
Last words gasped from a man who has been shot and is dying in the arms of another man,
"If you squander your precious, beautiful days on meaningless labor whose ultimate purpose is to further enrich the ruling elite or solidify the hegemony of the state...
You're a sucker."

I've always loved that line from that book, but I hadn't had time to add it as a signature here. As for voting for the best of the current ones in use, you have to give the nod to Thom Yorke Obliterator.
***********WHOOOOOOPS!!*************
Sorry TYO, I actually was thinking of YourPowersAreWeakOldMan when I wrote this.
My bad. I just love that logo and Planet of the Apes quote.
Sorry for the mixup.
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I mean I don't even know the guy and I like Radiohead, so I don't know what the obliterating is about, but that signature is very cool.

FingerDemon

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YourPowersAreWeakOldMan · Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2001 10:34 pm Post subject:

well My Previous was
Yes yes..LORD OF HUMANS! I shall rule you ALL with an iron fist!...You there! OBEY THE FIST!
That was from Invader Zim, He's an eccentric little alien bent on Global domination and destruction, but he's not too good at it.

And then there's my other below...It's actually a quote from the New Planet of the Apes but I adjusted it to suit my tastes

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Sully · Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2001 11:16 am Post subject:

mine comes from my generally pathetic attempts at sniping. It used to annoy me when I couldn't kill anything with one shot. Now I realize that is just what is bound to happen when you suck.

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SuperZero · Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2001 2:52 pm Post subject:

There's a rather long story behind my sig that I went into once upon a time (but don't feel like typing out here), basically it was a response from an Air Force pilot about what he'd do if his fighter ever went into a flat spin beneath the recovery deck. Hell, if you ask me it's a pretty good motto.

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