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Snaggletooth Guest
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Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2002 7:07 pm Post subject: |
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He he. Here's one from a movie, it's not really a pickup line, it's a "Ha ha sucker, I got the girl you were after" line.
Will Hunting: Do you like apples?
Clark: Yeah.
Will Hunting: Well, I got her number. How do you like them apples?
I love that line...
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QuasiModo Registered User

Joined: 02 Jan 2002 Location: Western North Carolina Posts: 247
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Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2002 6:55 pm Post subject: |
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Goldom Registered User

Joined: 13 Oct 2001 Location: the earth, sadly. Posts: 1638
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Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2002 7:02 pm Post subject: |
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*walk up to someone*
"Hi there! How are you. I was wondering if it would be ok to take a gigantic flame thrower and kill you with a nuclear bomb at which point i will shoot you with an AK-47, and then proceed to tape plastic explosivees all over you, and then detonate them. After that, I plan to beat your head in with a crowbar until it explodes at which point i will knife your brain. Then I will call all my friends and they will shoot your dead bloody corpse with their auto cannons.
okay? "
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