Canadians to help America

Cadman · Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2001 7:49 am Post subject:

THE CANADIANS ARE FINALLY GOING TO HELP AMERICA WITH THE WAR ON TERRORISM!

THEY HAVE PLEDGED 2 OF THEIR BIGGEST
BATTLESHIPS, 600 GROUND TROOPS AND 6 FIGHTER JETS.

AFTER THE AMERICAN EXCHANGE RATE WE ENDED UP WITH 2 MOUNTIES, 1 CANOE AND A FLYING SQUIRREL.

ROOFCUTTER · Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2001 9:51 am Post subject:

Yeah but is it going to be Rocky The flying squirrel.

John Doe · Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2001 10:00 am Post subject:

Damn!!! I told them not to do it!! That leaves the country undefended!

Those bastids south of the border can walk in here and take over any time they like now that the flying squirrel is gone.....

Wait a sec, all the good companies have already be bought by US companies....Shit, we have already been taken over.

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{BGS}GLOOMIE357 · Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2001 1:23 pm Post subject:

Good one JD. Since we couldn't do it back then when we burnt Toronto to the ground, I guess this is the perfect time. Peniswrinkle?

ROOFCUTTER · Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2001 2:20 pm Post subject:

Yeah but all the American compinies are owned by Japan and Germany.

Now I got to ask you Why would you think we would leave our land and have to put shirts and long pants on just to sit around freezing !

JohnCarterofMars · Registered User Joined: 12 Aug 2001 Posts: 1113

Here is one for you all! Another Canadian joke?? Actually I think its a little more about the us 'mericans, but its funny anyway!

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Supposedly this is an actual radio conversation between a US naval ship and
Canadian authorities that took place off the coast of Newfoundland in
October 1995. I make no guarantees of that ... but I kinda believe it!

Radio conversation released by the chief of naval operations, 10-10-95.

CANADIANS: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a
collision.

AMERICANS: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid
a collision.

CANADIANS: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the
south to avoid a collision.

AMERICANS: This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR
course.

CANADIANS: No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.

AMERICANS: This is the Aircraft Carrier US LINCOLN, the second largest ship
in the United States Atlantic Fleet. We are accompanied with three
Destroyers, three Cruisers and numerous support vessels. I DEMAND that you
change your course 15 degrees north. I say again, that's one-five degrees
north, or counter-measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this
ship.

CANADIANS: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

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JohnCarter, Warlord of Mars

ROOFCUTTER · Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2002 8:01 am Post subject:

Thats to funny, We are arrogant sometimes You can almost seeing that happen.

Sully · Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2002 10:26 am Post subject:

peniswrinkle?

"All Your Great White North are belong to us"?

Beauty

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SpeCies · Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2002 1:06 pm Post subject:

was it not Switzerland that ended it's Neutral stance as far as war involvement?

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ROOFCUTTER · Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2002 1:10 pm Post subject:

SpeCies that is one mean looking signature picture!
I dont know when but they sure took money from everyone!

thewz · Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2002 4:16 pm Post subject: