[John Doe]

Whats your slogan?

http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi


Heres a few of mine


There's More Than One Way To Eat A John Doe.

Does You Does, or Does You Don't Take John Doe?

Get John Doe or Get Out. <--------Personal Favorite

What Can John Doe Do For You?

Gotta Lotta John Doe.

Gee, Your John Doe Smells Terrific.

Get Serious. Get John Doe.
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[Stevo]

Lightening the Stevo.
The Fopp Goes Straight to your Head.
A Day Without Stevo is Like a Day Without Sunshine.
Hands That Do Dishes Can Be Soft As Your Fopp.
Fopp - It Does a Body Good.
Don't Get Mad, Get Fopp.
You Can Be Sure of Stevo.
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The Official TVR Website
Fopp
Song of the Week

[StrontiumDog]

Those are all from British TV ads....lol!
I recognize a bunch of them!

Mind you they sound better when you substitute John Doe or Fopp....!
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"Oh Smeg! What the smeg's he smegging done? He's smegging killed me!" Lister, Red Dwarf

[loka]

It's a Loka Adventure
To Our Members, We're The Fourth Loka.
It's Just For Me And My Loka.
The Dirt says Hot, The Label says Loka.
Fresh from the Captain's Loka. (lol)
Life Should Taste As Good As Loka.
You'll Look a Little Lovelier Each Day with Fabulous Pink Loka.
Loka - Australian for Beer.
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[Caveman]

lol that site is great!!


You Like Caveman. Caveman Likes You.

Don't Be Vague. Ask for Caveman.

Top Breeders Recommend Caveman.

Tense, Nervous, Caveman?

I Wish I Were a Caveman Weiner. <-----

There's First Love, and There's Caveman Love.

Cleans a Big, Big Caveman For Less Than Half a Crown.

Have a Caveman and Smile.

Gee, Your Caveman Smells Terrific.
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[all-star]

hey strontium, im reading your signature. i looooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeee red dwarf.

i have all 8 seasons on DVD

and im still waiting for the movie, lol

[Sargee]

3-in-1 Protection for your Sargee. <-----lol
Sargee Keeps Going and Going.
Don't Leave Home Without Sargee.
Just One Sargee - Give It To Me!
Poppin' Fresh Sargee.
Don't Get Mad, Get Sargee.
Make Every Sargee Count.
Now with 50% more Sargee!
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-Sargee

[Kixx]

Today's Kixx, Since 1967!!!
Who Would You Have A Kixx With?
A Smooth-Running Kixx is a Relaxing Experience
Ask the Man From the Kixx
Be Young, Have Fun, Drink Kixx
Kixx Wanted
The Right Kixx at the Right Time
I'm a Secret Kixx Drinker
Recommended By Dr. Kixx
Get Serious. Get Kixx
The Kixx Breakfast
And All Because The Lady Loves Kixx

pretty cool
ltr,
Kixx
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Kixxin' Azz in DoD ~

[Gorgeous Jaques Dawkins]

HAR! tis none a truer statement than this one

Get Busy with the Gorgeous Jaques Dawkins.
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[D.B.Cooper]

We're with the D.B.Cooper
The D.B.Cooper Breakfast.
Spreads straight from the D.B.Cooper
Come to life, Come to D.B.Cooper
I can't believe it's not D.B.Cooper
P-P-P-Pick up A D.B.Cooper
Have you had your D.B.Cooper today?
Come see the softer side of D.B.Cooper
Big chocolate D.B.Cooper
Go on, get your D.B.Cooper out. <----- I always try to
Silly rabbit, D.B.Cooper is for kids.
Have D.B.Cooper your way
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[ROOFCUTTER]

And All Because The Lady Loves Roofcutter.
Don't Leave Home Without Roofcutter.
But I'd Rather Have a Bowl of Roofcutter.
Wouldn't You Rather Be Roofcutter?
Smart. Beautiful. Roofcutter. <------------Now we are talking!
Do You Eat The Roofcutter Last?
Tastes Great, Less Roofcutter.
Wow! I Could Have Had a Roofcutter!
The Lion Goes from Roofcutter to Roofcutter.
A Tough Roofcutter to Follow.
The Coolest Roofcutter on Ice.
So Easy, No Wonder Roofcutter is #1.
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Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

[StrontiumDog]

How Many Licks Does it Take to Get to the Center of a Strontiumdog? <---Favourite
Cleans Right Round The Strontiumdog.
Feel The Raw Naked Strontiumdog Of The Road.
Look, Ma, No Strontiumdog!
Tell Them About The Strontiumdog, Mummy.
There's no Wrong Way to Eat a Strontiumdog.
Do You, uh, Strontiumdog?
Strontiumdog Saves Your Soul.
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"Oh Smeg! What the smeg's he smegging done? He's smegging killed me!" Lister, Red Dwarf

[FUSE]

Change Your Whole Fuse.
Reach for the Fuse.
You Too Can Have A Fuse Like Mine.
It's the Bright One, it's the Right One, that's Fuse.
Nobody Does It Like Fuse. <<Ain't it the truth
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FUSE.TVR -V$-

[SwEeTLuScIouSGaNjA]

hahaha

Who Would You Have A Ganja With?
My Doctor Says 'Ganja'.
Don't Leave Home Without Ganja.
Race for the Ganja.
Crunch All You Want. We'll Make Ganja.
Because I'm Worth Ganja.
We're Always Low Ganja.

ROFL

Something Special In The Ganjy.
Ganjy - It Does a Body Good.

And finally..............

Get Ganjy or Get Out.


-GaNjA
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Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love
-Lao Tzu-

[Ricen]

Leaves Your Ricen Minty not Mediciney.
All Ricen, All The Time.
The Non-Sticky Sticky Ricen.
How Do You Eat Your Ricen?
Ricen is so Bracing.
Stimulation for Body and Ricen.
Ricen Makes Everything Better.
There's Always Room For Ricen.
The Cream of Ricen.
And All Because The Lady Loves Ricen.
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"It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died.
Rather we should thank God that such men lived."
- General George S. Patton, Jr