Smoky the bear was a Nazi !!!

John Doe · Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:47 pm Post subject: Smoky the bear was a Nazi !!!

Ok, I have just come to this conclusion, Smoky the Bear is/was a Nazi.

Heres my proof!

Oh, sure, you might be thinking that he is saying "only you can prevent forest fires" but in fact, look at the spade he is carrying! He is secretly thinking how can I shovel the next allied soldier that I see??????

8-D

JD
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Stevo · Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:28 pm Post subject:

Wow he must be one of those super-nazi bears. Look how tall he is compared to that tree!

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ROOFCUTTER · Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 6:13 am Post subject:

Hey now! come on...smokey a Nazi?? No way

Dont be messing with the bear

damn you Canadains are paranoid....

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Kurosaki Ichigo · Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 6:23 am Post subject:

yeah can't you just see the evil intent in his eyes as he decides which of the cute fuzzy animals to whallop first?
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StrontiumDog · Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 7:46 am Post subject:

And that's not a wave....
That's just a relaxed Nazi salute..

Yes JD...you have a point....

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Kixx · Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 8:23 am Post subject:

Stevo,

Thats a schrub..not a tree.....and I have had my suspicions of him for a long time now.

Heil Hitler all,
I mean good bye

Kixx

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DeaconFrost · Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 11:41 am Post subject:

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SwEeTLuScIouSGaNjA · Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 4:22 pm Post subject:

Well, thank you. My world has suddenly crashed. My boy hood idle is a nazi. I dont even want to guess what Santa is..........

-GaNjA
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Shishkababy · Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 5:22 pm Post subject:

i should have known he was a nazi.

my band has a song about something like that:

Smokey Bear had killed a man by lighting him on fire.

He buried all the ashes but he kept his mad desire

To incinerate the population, then go into hibernation.

No one suspucts the bear that always wears a smile but

I know smokey lit the fire and

I hope smokey will aspire to

Murdering every other man who has done an evil deed.

He could be like Angela without the virgin notions because

I know that smokey loves the girls as much as he loves a smoke.

Hes spent so much on prostitutes, hes borderline broke.

Smokey the bear, he hadnt a care in the world.

Then his parents were murdered by activists.

He turned the other cheek, and started lighting fires.

They started out small and then they got higher.

My boxers are on fire![/quote]
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bigfoot hunter · Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 6:18 pm Post subject:

Smokey says, "Only you can prevent lightning strikes."

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welcome to the forums shish...oh yeah stop campin those apts
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Stevo · Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 10:30 pm Post subject:

Welcome Shishkababy!

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