Old farts retirement plan, dont you young bucks try this!

ROOFCUTTER

RETIREMENT PLAN

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would
now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original
$1,000.00. With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

But if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling price, you
would have $214.00. Based on the above, current investment advice is to
drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401 Keg Plan.
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Mad-Hammer · Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 12:54 pm Post subject:

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Canadian Rifle · Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 2:06 pm Post subject:

Nice!!!

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Decay · Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 3:05 pm Post subject:

Scary...my company bought all Nortel VOIP phones/systems in Q2 last year.

They could of spent that millions of dollars and threw one heck of a kegger!!
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E.T. EddieTorrez · Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 1:48 am Post subject:

Lol I will plan my future around that investment option. Thank you for the advice.

Ricen · Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 5:27 am Post subject:

works for me

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Canadian Rifle · Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 3:03 pm Post subject:

my buddies uncle owned nortel networks, he made $90 million off that deal!

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Stevo · Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 5:09 pm Post subject: