[ROOFCUTTER]

http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid/cs_obvious.shtml

one of my favorites

I was teaching an email course to novice users -- some of them I was explaining how to enter contact information in the address book, so the program could "look it up" for them. Bad choice of words.

* Student: "So it'll look up phone numbers for me?"
* Me: "That's right."
* Student: "Does it have to be on the right page?"
* Me: "Uh, do you mean the right screen, or...?"
* Student: "No, I know it has to be my own computer screen. But when I hold the phone book up to the screen for the computer to look up the number, does it have to be on the right page?"
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Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

[Stevo]

[Herostratus]

My all time favorite is, "My cupholder is broken"
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