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Speaker's Xeno
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| Stevo wrote: | | The damn Kilaaks have taken on new forms... |
...was just going to say the same thing....
this is just the ownage we need for these pirates
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DukeNukem
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Aw Geez at least get your verbiage right - it is "YER TIME BE SHORT YA SCURVY SCUM"
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Phantom Jack Morgan
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| Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 3:25 pm Post subject: |
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HARRRR!!! The Phantom Jack Morgan be here! Avast ye villuns, ye take us fer fools. This be no joke, yer time of fun n games be over!
There be no parlay fer ya. Prepare to walk the plank er be sent to davy jones locker by me cold steel. YARRRRRR!!!
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Black Esmeralda
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Yarrrr! this be a true story here,
A pirate and his parrot, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a valiant battle. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, the pirate stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a Genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a Genie came forth. This particular Genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving any thought to the matter the pirate blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into rum!" The Genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest rum ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the Genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of rum on the hull broke the stillness as the two considered their circumstances. The parrot looked disgustedly at the pirate and after a tension-filled moment spoke: "Now yee've done it!! Now we're goon to have to pee in the boat!"
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KillerRoofcutter
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| Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 4:16 pm Post subject: |
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Lol that pirate is funny she can live but the rest of you! We shall use our supieor technology!!! Wait how do we use this time *5 minutes later* Got it! 
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Cannon-Balls Hannibal
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| Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 4:33 pm Post subject: |
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| Black Esmeralda wrote: | Yarrrr! this be a true story here,
A pirate and his parrot, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a valiant battle. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, the pirate stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a Genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a Genie came forth. This particular Genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving any thought to the matter the pirate blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into rum!" The Genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest rum ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the Genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of rum on the hull broke the stillness as the two considered their circumstances. The parrot looked disgustedly at the pirate and after a tension-filled moment spoke: "Now yee've done it!! Now we're goon to have to pee in the boat!" |
aarr har har har har. that be a good one Esmeralda.
how about this one
A soldier meets a pirate in a bar, and the talk turns to their adventures. The soldier notes that the pirate has a peg leg, a hook and an eye patch.
"How did you end up with a peg leg?" he asks.
The pirate replies, "I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. As my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off."
"Wow!" says the soldier. "What about your hook?"
"Well," answers the pirate, "we were boarding a ship when one of the enemy hacked off my hand."
"Incredible. How’d you get the eye patch?"
"A grapefruit squirted in my eye," the pirate replies.
"You lost your eye to grapefruit juice?"
"Well," says the pirate, "it was my first day with the new hook."
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<---- Looks like a pirate but not one, much better looking and sexier then any pirate. 
This pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's wheel down his pants. The bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship's wheel down the front of your pants?"
And the pirate says...
Aaargh, it's driving me nuts!! 
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Jimbo Bloodbucket
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YAR! We be the sexies' things on the island. These here are some good chucklers! HAR! Beware ye villuns, we come in masses! YAHARRR
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Stevo
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| Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 6:44 pm Post subject: |
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| sgt stutter wrote: | <---- Looks like a pirate but not one, much better looking and sexier then any pirate.
This pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's wheel down his pants. The bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship's wheel down the front of your pants?"
And the pirate says...
Aaargh, it's driving me nuts!! |
 Pirates are stupid... 
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| Stevo wrote: | | sgt stutter wrote: | <---- Looks like a pirate but not one, much better looking and sexier then any pirate.
This pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's wheel down his pants. The bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship's wheel down the front of your pants?"
And the pirate says...
Aaargh, it's driving me nuts!! |
Pirates are stupid... |
Yar I'll think i'll show Stevo the "poop deck" |
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Black Esmeralda
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| Capt Pants-Down Argus wrote: | | Stevo wrote: | | sgt stutter wrote: | <---- Looks like a pirate but not one, much better looking and sexier then any pirate.
This pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's wheel down his pants. The bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship's wheel down the front of your pants?"
And the pirate says...
Aaargh, it's driving me nuts!! |
Pirates are stupid... |
Yar I'll think i'll show Stevo the "poop deck" |
Yarrr! this will be fun t' watch you teach this landlubber a mighty lesson!
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Speaker's Xeno
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hahaha this is all funny
but serious question here
what servers will you be "plundering" or at least hoping to plunder, i just want to know so that i can go there and own you all...but first i have to rewarm up havent played any of these servers for a while or even the games. but i will just to pwnage all 
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| Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 11:07 am Post subject: |
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| Stevo wrote: | | The damn Kilaaks have taken on new forms... |
WHE KNO WUNT SILLIE HEWMAN PYERAT BODEEZ.
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