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Potato-VS-
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 Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 6:23 pm Post subject: Tee hee hee |
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The human race has once again hit an all time new low:
In an office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER..... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. ! WHY NOT BRING YOUR SPOUSE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR
Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE , BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK) |
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CarbinE
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| Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 6:28 pm Post subject: |
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| nice find, i like the one with the bargain store |
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Rebel_Rouser
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| Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 6:39 pm Post subject: |
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I always like those, thanks for sharring
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Kahlan Amnell
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| Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 6:44 pm Post subject: |
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yes, I love those, and I have only seen 2 of those before, so thank you! great find 
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l3eeron
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| Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 6:45 pm Post subject: |
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LOL, nice
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.Bez
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| Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 9:42 pm Post subject: |
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| I just love how out technology is so advanced, yet 90% of commercials are aimed for the intelectually challenged. One that comes to mind are the McWorld commercials...I mean McDonalds. How do you people stand that fake meat? I simply get sick just looking at the "all whtie meat" McNuggets. |
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DJ George
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| Bezzy wrote: | | I just love how out technology is so advanced, yet 90% of commercials are aimed for the intelectually challenged. One that comes to mind are the McWorld commercials...I mean McDonalds. How do you people stand that fake meat? I simply get sick just looking at the "all whtie meat" McNuggets. |
Actually, believe it or not McDonald's is not fake. I used to be a manager and ahd to know all that stuff. I believe (though don't quote me) that it was Burger King that used to use soy and stuff, but they dont anymore
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.Bez
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| Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 10:58 pm Post subject: |
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| I mean the GOOD meat, I know BK doesn't use the best in the world but get just a plain burger from both places, tell me y Mcdonalds has red speks in ever patty and it tastes like a wierd spice. That is not real meat if you ask me. not to mention BK grills their pattys. Nothing beats home grilled patty's though. Call me a hick but I love to grill. I don't like to mess around when it comes to food, I love to eat... A LOT |
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| Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 6:40 am Post subject: |
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funny how the soy really is the better for you meat
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Easy Target
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| Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 8:47 am Post subject: Re: Tee hee hee |
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| Potato-VS- wrote: |
Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS |
Even more funny... CLOSED DUE TO FOOD POISONNING
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Killer KoolAid Man
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| Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 9:24 am Post subject: |
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| haha |
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Stevo
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| Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 11:09 am Post subject: |
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| Bezzy wrote: | | tell me y Mcdonalds has red speks in ever patty and it tastes like a wierd spice. |
Maybe they add spices to the meat?
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| Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 12:11 pm Post subject: |
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ha
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