Powerdroid Registered User
Joined: 23 Dec 2001
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Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2002 5:16 pm Post subject: |
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How many people got a valentine letter like this one?
To My Darling,
I'm sending you this letter in a bogus software company
envelope so you'll be sure to read it. Please forgive
the deception, but I thought you should know what's
been going on since your computer entered our lives two
years ago.
The children are doing well. Tommy is 7 now and is a
bright, handsome boy. He has developed quite an
interest in the arts. He drew a family portrait for a
school project. All the figures were good but yours
was excellent! The chair and back of your head are very
realistic. You would be proud of him.
Little Jennifer turned 3 in September. She looks a lot
like you did at that age. She is an attractive child
and quite smart. She still remembers that you spent
the whole afternoon with us on her birthday. What a
grand day for Jen, despite the fact that it was stormy
and the electricity was out.
I discovered that the household chores are much easier
since I realized that you didn't mind being vacuumed
and that the feather duster made you sneeze.
The house is in good shape. I had the living room
painted last spring. I'm not sure if you noticed it. I
asked the painters to cut air holes in the drop cloths
so you wouldn't be disturbed.
Well dear, I must be going. The family is leaving on a
ski trip and there is much packing to do. I've hired a
housekeeper to take care of things while we are away.
She'll keep things in order, fill your coffee cup, and
bring your meals to the computer room just the way you
like it.
I hope you and the computer have a lovely time while we
are gone. Tommy, Jen, and I think of you often. Try
to remember us while your disks are booting.
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