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Subject: The dutchman trys to get a job using Pennsylvania Dutch Math


" Here's your first question," the foreman said "Without using numbers,
represent the number 9."



"Vithout numbers?" The Dutchman says. "Dat is easy," and proceeds to draw
three trees.



"What's this?" the boss asks.



"'Hafe you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make nine," says the a
Dutchman.



"Fair enough," says the boss. "Here is your second question. Use the same
rules, but this time the number is 99."



The Dutchman stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that
he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. "'Here you go."



The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to
represent 99?"



"Each of da trees is dirty now! So it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and
dirty tree. Dat is 99."



The boss is getting worried he's going to have to hire this Dutchman, so he
says, "All right, last question. Same rules again, but represent the number
100."



The Dutchman stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture again
and makes a little mark at the base of each tree, and says, "Here you go.
One
hundred."



The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think that
represents a hundred!"



The Dutchman leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree,
and says, "A little dog has come along and crapped by each tree.
So now you got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree
and a turd, which make one hundred.....

So... Ven do I start?"
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[Stevo]

LOL Nice.
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Subject: Pandas

Why punctuation is important:

A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich
and shoots the waiter. Then he starts to leave.

The bartender shouts where you going.

The panda shouts I'm a panda; look it up in the dictionary.

The bartender walks to a dictionary and looks up "panda."

It said " panda-noun.-a Tree dwelling animal that eats shoots and leaves."
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[5th GHG E.G. Mine]

Kinda like this book.
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[Speaker's Xeno]

haha
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[5th GHG E.G. Mine]

I still like this book better, though.
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[Az_Moose]

That's freakin awsome. I love it.
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Soon to be part of the -=SuDn=- clan :)

[EvilGenius]

Good stuff
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[Kahlan Amnell]

Woot, it is finally out!! (clicky)

still my fav. in the series (clicky)
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