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sgt stutter
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 Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2004 12:54 pm Post subject: Happy Valentine |
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Happy Valentines All  
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.
I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother. 
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty
and so is your head.
Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not
I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face 
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you really screwed up my life
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming
My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way
My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell"
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
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Stevo
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Blue Ruler
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Speaker's Xeno
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| Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2004 2:50 pm Post subject: Re: Happy Valentine |
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| Stevo wrote: | | sgt stutter wrote: | | Happy Valentines All |
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[HALO]MasterChief
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| Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2004 3:35 pm Post subject: Re: Happy Valentine |
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| Speaker for the Dead wrote: | | Stevo wrote: | | sgt stutter wrote: | | Happy Valentines All |
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oh wait wrong holiday
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FragFailure
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In true FragFailure tradition. No date this year either. It's a crappy Hallmark holiday anyway. I'm about as a romantic as an ice cube.
bah humbug
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The Nanite
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| Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2004 7:08 am Post subject: |
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| FragFailure wrote: | In true FragFailure tradition. No date this year either. It's a crappy Hallmark holiday anyway. I'm about as a romantic as an ice cube.
bah humbug |
I wish my woman would go home she's getting on my nerves already.
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