Doctor in the house

sgt stutter · Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2003 11:50 am Post subject: Doctor in the house

A dad walks into a market with his young son.
The kid is holding a quarter. Suddenly, the
boy starts choking, going blue in the face.
The dad realizes the boy has swallowed the
quarter and starts panicking, shouting for
help. A well dressed, attractive, but serious
looking woman in a blue business suit is
sitting at a coffee bar in the market reading
her newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee.
At the sound of the commotion, she looks up,
puts her coffee cup down on the saucer,
neatly folds the newspaper and places it
on the counter, gets up from her seat and
makes her way, unhurried, across the market.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully takes
hold of the boy's testicles and starts to
squeeze, gently at first and then ever more
firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses
violently and coughs up the quarter, which
the woman deftly catches in her free hand.
Releasing the boy, the woman hands the coin
to the father and walks back to her seat in
the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered
no lasting ill effects, the father rushes over
to the woman and starts thanking her saying,
"I've never seen anybody do anything like that
before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?"
"No," the woman replies. .."Divorce Attorney."
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