In honor of stupid people

shockwave · Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2003 7:07 pm Post subject: In honor of stupid people

In Honor of Stupid People

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through
stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Damn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be how???....)

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because???....)

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does notenable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my God...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
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[HALO]MasterChief · Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2003 7:26 pm Post subject: Re: In honor of stupid people

Bada Bing · Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2003 7:28 pm Post subject:

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my God...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) lmao man

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Stevo · Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2003 7:34 pm Post subject: Re: In honor of stupid people

Potato-VS- · Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2003 7:43 pm Post subject:

What kind of an idiot would put their nuts near a moving chainsaw?!?!?!?!

Lol at the super man one. I bet some stupid kid jumped out a third story window...

rock on little brother!

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Replica · Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2003 8:35 pm Post subject:

the sad thing is that each of them are on there because some idiot did it...
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Mike · Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2003 9:24 pm Post subject:

yea most r so they dont get (or got) sued when some idiot does it

omg anf rofl on the cainsaw the most but all r good
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Monk · Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2003 11:16 pm Post subject:

Those killed me man. Sometimes I just can't believe my eyes when I read those things. It's amazing what the new world of law suits has done to consumerism. At least the manufacturers are taking responsibility for their products.
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=USV-TSGTAJ-USV= · Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2003 11:30 pm Post subject:

That was some funny stuff. I had to bring my wife in the office to see it. You know someone had to do those things or it wouldn't be a warning. Thanks for the laughs

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Mad-Hammer · Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2003 1:09 am Post subject:

cobra · Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2003 3:06 am Post subject:

i would have loved to see that car.

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Potato-VS- · Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2003 6:49 am Post subject:

I saw the stupidest thing the other day in a supply store:

Instant Water, just add water...

if you dont have any water your set!

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ROOFCUTTER · Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2003 7:33 am Post subject:

Speaker's Xeno · Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2003 1:08 pm Post subject:

lol ahh man that was funny but come on ppl u know what the other use for a japanese food processor is for i cant be the only one.

but anyways probably one of the reasons they put that label on the chainsaw is because of the texas massacre movies...u guys know how stupid ppl can get when they see something on tv or in the movies they just have to try it out on their friends...all i can say is i fear for that friends life and for the life of his little buddies if he still has them

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Potato-VS- · Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2003 7:39 pm Post subject: