eggs and potatoes

Violent Pacifist · Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2003 11:21 am Post subject:

My brother has had his car egged twice. Definately not cool

And if you didn't do it, don't say "we". That automatically includes you as one of the guilty
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JtH · Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2003 2:19 pm Post subject:

ok seele, listen. dont urinate on any church, period. i dont care if its catholic or not. and we didnt launch potatos at cars. we launched one off my back porch at a tree, its too dangerous to launch at cars. and we didnt throw that many eggs. we through probably about 6 and the rest of them we just dropped on the ground.

jack
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JtH · Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2003 2:25 pm Post subject:

i dont mind telling you all what i did. but seele its not very cool to urinate on a church. that offends me and i really dont like it. its just not cool at all. and i love how you act like people here are wrong for giving you a hard time. if you tell people about something like that and act like we did so many destructive things then you deserve to be scolded and yelled at. I can honestly tell you what we did was really not that bad. trust me on that one. seele just never gets out of his house and when he does one thing wrong or slightly against the rules he thinks it makes him cool, so he has to tell everyone about it. its not cool, its just stuff we do out of boredom. how cool would it have been to have gotten caught seele. HUH? yeah you would be in a whole load of trouble then wouldnt you.
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Mr.Kason Allen · Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2003 4:33 pm Post subject:

Me backs up very slowly.....then throws eggs at Jack!!!!! j/k

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SpeCies · Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2003 5:30 pm Post subject:

It's cool to throw eggs at willing participants like yourselves when your bored.What people are bitching at you all about is the possibility of really injuring somebody. I did some crazy crap like that but it was with green apples on the end of a flexible stick not eggs. We would side-arm these apples and man they would fly for 100's of feet and hit with great force. One day a buddy of mine and I thought that it would be fun to fling these apples at cars as they drove down Rt 52 up in Delaware. I hit this car with a loud thud and the next thing you know it slammed on the breaks and made a u-turn as we hauled arse. I turned to look and right on my ass was the biggest dude that I have ever seen he must of seemed to be 8ft tall and 300 lbs (anybody is big to two 13yr olds)

Anyway, he tackled my ass and demanded that I took him to where I was living at that time.Well, lets just say that I got my ass tore up and was made to wash this guys car every weekend that entire summer. That was back in the day mind you! People will kill you over stuff like this today and not think twice about your age ! So you might think twice about doing crazy stunts like this again

Bright Red Nipples · Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2003 6:12 pm Post subject:

SpeCies · Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2003 7:28 pm Post subject:

As I look back at it now it is funny BRN, at the time that this occured it was the worst summer that a kid could of had. Then again I've done allot of stupid crap growing up

I remember sneaking into the Dupont Country clubs golf course when I was young to collect golf balls to resell them back to the pro shop for chump change. I remember seeing 3 neon green Top-Flight balls laying in one the ponds around the course about 4ft off shore, so here I go wading out knee deep in sludge just to get these balls.

I finally reached them and as I bent down to grab them I felt buzzing around my neck, ears, and face and at first ignored it until I realized that I just disturbed a nest of ground hornets on the bank that I just stepped on to enter this pond #angel

Nowhere left to go but under water that day and leaving broke!!

Being a smartass I'd figure that I'd get back at them hornets and blow them to hell. My uncle was into black powder rifles and had gun powder at my disposel. I won't go into detail ! Anyway I made a couple of home made pipe bombs and got up the next morning early and headed for the pond. You have seen Catty Shack

I stuck these bombs 1 below the nests opening, 1 above it, 1 on top of it a foot or so back from the edge of the pond and twisted the 3 rocket fuses together, lit them and took off for cover. To my surprise it blew a 4ft deep crater down and god knows how wide into the courses turf with a few surviving hornets buzzing around. My job there was done so I thought ?

As I was making my way back to where I snuck into the course there waited the courses greens keeper who knew me and where I lived due to the fact that he had a daughter who was friends with my sister. Yup once again I got my ass tore up and was forbidden on the golf course ever again.

This just goes to show that nomatter how slick one thinks they are eventually they will get caught. All the crazy stuff I did as a kid makes me think about that show and my childhood being a version of "The Wonder Years"

Ryal · Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2003 8:21 pm Post subject:

you people are on something .. i just kno it ...

shockwave · Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2003 9:14 pm Post subject:

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ROOFCUTTER · Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2003 9:17 am Post subject:

you have to light them with friction

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