Joke: Shooting Blanks

`RaphX · Registered User Joined: 24 Mar 2002 Posts: 1556

A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a racoon sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the racoon fell dead. What do you think of that?"

The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else shot the racoon."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly."

Typh00n · Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2003 2:09 pm Post subject:

LOL i get it, they old man's chicks getting boned by some other dude

Stevo · Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2003 3:37 pm Post subject:

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IrishMan · Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2003 6:44 pm Post subject:

haha so wrong

Fred Astaire · Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2003 11:43 pm Post subject:

LOL good one, there have been some quality jokes around here lately.
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Secret Agent Man · Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2003 11:52 pm Post subject:

lol that was great....... ok ok i got one......

wait nvm......
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