Funniest newspaper headlines.

`RaphX · Registered User Joined: 24 Mar 2002 Posts: 1556

1. Include Your Children When Baking Cookies

2. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say

3. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

4. Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case

5. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

6. Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

7. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

8. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands

9. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

10. Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead

11. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told

12. Miners Refuse to Work After Death

13. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

14. Stolen Painting Found by Tree

15. Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter

16. War Dims Hope for Peace

17. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While

18. Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

19. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge

20. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

21. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Space

22. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

23. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Bright Red Nipples · Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2003 6:05 pm Post subject:

LOL

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God Bless You Blue Ruler

Fred Astaire · Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2003 6:42 pm Post subject:

good ones
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for Blue

Chen Kenichi · Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2003 6:51 pm Post subject:

ROFL! Good lord are those real?
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Chan · Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2003 7:09 pm Post subject:

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KillerRoofcutter · Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2003 8:12 pm Post subject:

LOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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PICKACHU GOT OWNED!

Replica · Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2003 9:13 pm Post subject:

omg chan, thats great
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Chen Kenichi · Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2003 9:19 pm Post subject:

Best avatar ever giz
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Replica · Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2003 9:24 pm Post subject:

Violent Pacifist · Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2003 9:32 pm Post subject:

Lmao those are great raph

rAT bOY · Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2003 10:58 pm Post subject:

GOD HELP ME SWAT IS BEING RETARDED

[21:53:28] <SWAT> TV station criticized for tying 150 helium balloons to hen
[21:55:09] <SWAT> Inmate escapes after fooling cops with cardboard gun
RFORFOLRFORFOLR:
[21:56:15] <[njk]jtHm^Dm> Local teenager, named Hieu, has been identified as the Orange County Mass Child Molester
[21:56:36] <SWAT> Woman keeps her toilet paper collection in three-ring binders
[21:57:00] <SWAT> Fake cop busted after pulling down a real cop
[21:57:45] <SWAT> Update: Bicyclist known as "Thong Man" found dead in national park
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I love you JTHM <3
[njk]rat_boy
ur stuoid

JTHM · Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2003 11:00 pm Post subject:

NO UR

[23:53:26] <[njk]jtHm^Dm> Local teenager, named Hieu, has been identified as the Orange County Mass Child Molester
[23:53:31] <rat_boy> KEW
[23:53:35] <[njk]jtHm^Dm> ogz
[23:53:40] <[njk]jtHm^Dm> dirty rat
[23:53:40] <rat_boy> I AM FAMOUS YAYYAYAYAYA
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sharkbyte · Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2003 11:37 am Post subject:

Good stuff!
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