Yarrr ! Stand aside while we plunder!!

Bloody Jim Silver

Yarrr!

Me and me mates are takin' over th' Ville.

To celebrate International Talk like a Pirate day were takin' over this ship and plunderin' and lootin' her. Any of ye landlubbers that try to stop us will be forced to walk th' plank!

Theres nothin' ye can do to stop us! Well, almost nothin'. Read this post here and come out for a pirate wackem night and try to defend th' Ville.

http://www.theville.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=20992
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Bloody Jim Silver · Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 7:34 pm Post subject:

If you want to get on the pirates good side we like jokes, here are some of my favorites.

Have you heard about the new pirate movie?
It?s rated AARRRRGGH!

What's a pirate's favorite mode of transportation?
A cAARRRRGGH!

what's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?
arrrr

what's a pirate's favorite kind of socks?
arrrrgyle

what is a pirates favorite study subject?
arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt.

what's a pirate's second-choice job?
an arrrrrrchitect!

This pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's wheel down his pants. The bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship's wheel down the front of your pants?"
And the pirate says...
Aaargh, it's driving me nuts!!

how much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?
a buccaneer

what's a pirate's favorite kind of cookie?
ships ahoy

what do you call a pirate that skips class?
captain hooky!

A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird shit!"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."

why does a pirate's phone go beep beep beep beep beep?
because he left it off the hook!

what does a pirate say when he takes over santa's job?
ho ho ho and a bottle of rum

What does a vegan pirate do in jail?
Starrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrve!

What has 8 arms and 8 legs?
8 Pirates!
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Bloody Jim Silver · Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 7:36 pm Post subject:

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?
A buck-an-ear!

What is a pirate's favorite dessert?
Chips A-Hoy!

What is a pirate's favorite television show?
The ARRRsenio Hall Show!

How did the pirate know he found land?
He was shore of it!

What do you call a pirate who poses for Playgirl?
A Play-matey!

How do you keep a pirate from robbing your house?
Fill you lawn with beavers!

What did the pirate say to the jokester?
Aye, walk the prank!

What do pirates do when ants start eating through their ship?
The buy and ARRRdvark!
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Black Esmeralda · Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 6:07 am Post subject:

YARRRRRRRRR!

how be ye havin the memory to be tellin all those joke bloody jim? ye must of left yer rum, poor matey.
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Yarrrr!

Frosty1 · Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 7:50 am Post subject: Keel haul the lot ov'em

ARRRR,
Dead men tell no Tales.
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The Nanite · Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 1:28 pm Post subject: Re: Keel haul the lot ov'em

Verbannt · Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 1:39 pm Post subject:

Kodo the Destroyer and Podo the Invincible will be there to combat ye scurvy seadogs!

5th GHG E.G. Mine · Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 2:09 pm Post subject:

It's days like this that make me very very sad that the internet exists.
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The Nanite · Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 2:37 pm Post subject:

Why 5th? It is national pirate day after all.
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Verbannt · Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 2:56 pm Post subject:

Pfffffft...he just fears pirates.
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Black Esmeralda · Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 3:06 pm Post subject: Re: Keel haul the lot ov'em

bullseye lespaul · Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 3:53 pm Post subject: Re: Keel haul the lot ov'em

sgt stutter · Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 4:59 pm Post subject:

Schar · Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 10:37 pm Post subject:

that was a great time tonight
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